1 00:00:01,960 --> 00:00:02,586 (Music) 2 00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:26,652 {\an8}(Music) 3 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:41,667 {\an8}(Music) 4 00:01:07,150 --> 00:01:09,278 I just think you've been too hard on him, George. 5 00:01:09,319 --> 00:01:10,404 Look at him. 6 00:01:10,487 --> 00:01:12,239 Kid's lost his swagger. 7 00:01:12,322 --> 00:01:14,950 Uh, I'm not sure that one really had that much swagger 8 00:01:15,033 --> 00:01:15,909 to begin with. 9 00:01:16,034 --> 00:01:17,369 I had swagger. 10 00:01:21,248 --> 00:01:24,084 Look at me, junior year, re-elected class president 11 00:01:24,126 --> 00:01:25,836 for the third year straight. 12 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:30,382 Come on, George, that's... that's impressive. 13 00:01:30,549 --> 00:01:33,135 Oh, yeah, right up there with crossing the Delaware. 14 00:01:35,012 --> 00:01:36,680 Look at that double-breasted jacket. 15 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:38,015 I look great. 16 00:01:38,849 --> 00:01:39,975 "Don't forget your Jimmy hat!" 17 00:01:40,058 --> 00:01:41,435 My winning slogan. 18 00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:44,563 Quick! Somebody grab my quill and ink. 19 00:01:45,605 --> 00:01:49,234 I was victorious freshman, sophomore, and junior year. 20 00:01:49,318 --> 00:01:50,819 What happened senior? 21 00:01:50,902 --> 00:01:52,154 Manish Singh happened. 22 00:01:52,237 --> 00:01:54,406 Manish Singh was a herb. 23 00:01:54,489 --> 00:01:55,490 Couldn't run against me junior year, 24 00:01:55,532 --> 00:01:57,200 he would've gotten smoked. 25 00:01:57,409 --> 00:01:58,201 KAI: Smoked herb? 26 00:01:58,285 --> 00:01:59,119 Gots my vote. 27 00:01:59,202 --> 00:02:03,332 Hey, Jimmy, uh... - Uh... 28 00:02:04,291 --> 00:02:05,542 Um, I'm clocking out. 29 00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:07,169 I just... 30 00:02:07,544 --> 00:02:08,794 We seem to be missing a couple of the Icons 31 00:02:08,878 --> 00:02:10,255 of American History dolls. 32 00:02:10,339 --> 00:02:12,257 You wouldn't happen to, uh... 33 00:02:14,384 --> 00:02:15,218 Yeah. 34 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:19,514 Hey, um, are you still planning on going to that. 35 00:02:19,598 --> 00:02:22,225 Manish Singh rally at the old high school tonight? 36 00:02:22,309 --> 00:02:23,560 Uh, probably. 37 00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:28,065 If you need a plus-one, I can... - Oh, thank you. 38 00:02:28,231 --> 00:02:31,693 I don't... Uh, that is so nice, I... but I... I'm good. 39 00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:33,028 Yeah, I just... 40 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:36,531 I remember how rough that place can be, alone. 41 00:02:36,615 --> 00:02:38,367 Yeah, no, not for me, actually. 42 00:02:38,450 --> 00:02:39,576 Richardson High School, I was... 43 00:02:39,659 --> 00:02:42,788 I was actually a pretty big deal around there. 44 00:02:47,584 --> 00:02:48,794 Yeah, okay. 45 00:02:48,919 --> 00:02:52,464 Uh, well, anyway, um, don't forget to bring back 46 00:02:52,506 --> 00:02:54,007 the dolls. 47 00:02:56,343 --> 00:02:56,968 (Music) 48 00:03:11,358 --> 00:03:11,983 (Music) 49 00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:26,998 (Music) 50 00:03:41,388 --> 00:03:42,013 {\an8}(Music) 51 00:03:56,653 --> 00:03:57,279 (Music) 52 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:12,043 (Music) 53 00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:24,306 {\an8}Hey, I thought we had a customer. 54 00:04:28,518 --> 00:04:29,603 {\an8}I got it, pop. 55 00:04:30,812 --> 00:04:32,898 {\an8}Don't know what I'd do without you, son. 56 00:04:47,537 --> 00:04:49,331 (Grunts) Oh. 57 00:04:49,498 --> 00:04:50,790 What! 58 00:04:52,876 --> 00:04:54,795 {\an8}My one clean shirt. 59 00:04:55,545 --> 00:04:56,463 {\an8}Oh! 60 00:04:56,546 --> 00:04:57,172 (Music) 61 00:05:20,070 --> 00:05:21,321 COMPUTER VOICE: Welcome. 62 00:05:37,212 --> 00:05:39,714 Every morning, I wake up, look around, and think, 63 00:05:39,798 --> 00:05:41,508 "I must have made some pretty darn good decisions 64 00:05:41,591 --> 00:05:42,968 to end up here." 65 00:05:43,051 --> 00:05:44,886 And wouldn't it be nice if more people 66 00:05:44,970 --> 00:05:46,680 from the great state of Texas could wake up 67 00:05:46,763 --> 00:05:49,015 and feel that way, too? 68 00:05:49,307 --> 00:05:49,933 (Kisses) 69 00:05:54,896 --> 00:05:57,065 Good things don't just come about by luck. 70 00:05:57,148 --> 00:05:58,859 They come about by the choices we make, 71 00:05:58,942 --> 00:06:01,945 and we've got a big one coming up on November 4th. 72 00:06:02,028 --> 00:06:03,029 Choose wisely. 73 00:06:03,238 --> 00:06:05,615 {\an8}I'm Manish Singh and I approve this message. 74 00:06:09,536 --> 00:06:10,161 (Soft music) 75 00:06:23,133 --> 00:06:26,052 (Indistinct chatter) 76 00:06:26,136 --> 00:06:26,761 (Music) 77 00:06:45,614 --> 00:06:47,032 Oh, gosh. 78 00:06:52,162 --> 00:06:53,705 Everything's all set, boss. - Ah! 79 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:56,625 A/V tested, seats are cleaned, and security's in position. 80 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:57,709 Great. 81 00:06:57,792 --> 00:06:59,377 How long have you been standing there? 82 00:06:59,502 --> 00:07:01,087 Like a millisecond. 83 00:07:01,171 --> 00:07:02,172 Wonderful. 84 00:07:02,255 --> 00:07:03,965 I'm just really hoping we make the Governor proud. 85 00:07:04,049 --> 00:07:05,008 With you in charge, 86 00:07:05,091 --> 00:07:07,093 he doesn't have any other choice. 87 00:07:09,054 --> 00:07:10,347 Oh. 88 00:07:13,099 --> 00:07:14,517 (Slurps) 89 00:07:14,559 --> 00:07:16,519 Ah. 90 00:07:17,646 --> 00:07:18,605 Fresh. 91 00:07:18,688 --> 00:07:19,939 Very fresh. 92 00:07:21,691 --> 00:07:23,818 All right, see you in an hour. 93 00:07:23,902 --> 00:07:26,571 My middle-aged brother can't afford a car, 94 00:07:26,696 --> 00:07:28,031 so I'll be picking him up. 95 00:07:28,406 --> 00:07:29,324 (Music) 96 00:07:43,129 --> 00:07:44,047 (Music) 97 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:05,276 SHAWNA: You should take her. 98 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:06,027 No way. 99 00:08:06,111 --> 00:08:08,571 She's just trying to be nice. 100 00:08:08,613 --> 00:08:10,907 Most of my classmates have three kids, two mortgages, 101 00:08:10,990 --> 00:08:11,825 and a golden retriever. 102 00:08:11,908 --> 00:08:12,742 I can't show up with 103 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:15,036 a tatted-up 24-year-old chain smoker. 104 00:08:15,203 --> 00:08:16,871 I'm not Ben Affleck. 105 00:08:16,955 --> 00:08:18,623 Why do you want to go to Manish's rally anyway? 106 00:08:18,665 --> 00:08:19,833 You hate Manish. 107 00:08:19,916 --> 00:08:20,792 I don't hate Manish. 108 00:08:20,875 --> 00:08:23,002 We're rivals. 109 00:08:23,086 --> 00:08:24,713 You're not rivals. 110 00:08:24,796 --> 00:08:26,047 But we were. 111 00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:30,635 It was my dream to be senior class president, 112 00:08:30,677 --> 00:08:31,970 my dream to marry Charlie Harper, 113 00:08:32,053 --> 00:08:33,346 and my dream to become the Governor of Texas. 114 00:08:33,429 --> 00:08:35,390 Yeah, well, he did it. 115 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:37,100 You didn't even graduate high school, Jimmy. 116 00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:37,808 Here we go. 117 00:08:37,892 --> 00:08:39,769 You basically gave up on your life the week 118 00:08:39,852 --> 00:08:42,647 after that stupid election, failed all your final exams, 119 00:08:42,688 --> 00:08:45,066 ended up three credits short of graduating. 120 00:08:45,150 --> 00:08:46,735 I mean, come on, who does that? 121 00:08:46,818 --> 00:08:48,528 Take a jewelry class. 122 00:08:50,822 --> 00:08:52,907 I understand losing to Manish was painful. 123 00:08:53,074 --> 00:08:54,659 Not painful. 124 00:08:54,743 --> 00:08:56,661 Life altering. 125 00:08:56,703 --> 00:08:57,412 ♪ Hit it! ♪ 126 00:08:57,454 --> 00:08:59,330 -♪ Nah, na, na, na, na, na ♪ -Vote for Manish. 127 00:08:59,414 --> 00:09:01,541 JIMMY: He passed out Magic 8 balls to everyone in the class. 128 00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:03,084 No matter what question they asked, the answer 129 00:09:03,168 --> 00:09:04,127 they always got was, Manish Singh. 130 00:09:04,169 --> 00:09:05,754 Manish Singh for President. 131 00:09:06,671 --> 00:09:08,548 Who's gonna take my virginity? 132 00:09:13,511 --> 00:09:15,180 (Indistinct) ♪ Here comes the hotstepper ♪ 133 00:09:15,263 --> 00:09:16,931 Who can bring peace to the Middle East? 134 00:09:17,015 --> 00:09:18,933 ♪ I'm the lyrical gangster, murderer ♪ 135 00:09:19,017 --> 00:09:21,561 ♪ Pick up the crew in-a de area, murderer ♪ 136 00:09:21,603 --> 00:09:24,439 ♪ Still love you like that, murderer ♪ 137 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:25,565 Why did Michael Jordan retire? 138 00:09:25,607 --> 00:09:27,484 ♪ No, no, we don't die ♪ 139 00:09:27,609 --> 00:09:29,319 ♪ Yes, we multiply ♪ 140 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:30,278 I knew that dude could ball. 141 00:09:30,361 --> 00:09:32,697 ♪ Anyone pres will hear the fat lady sing ♪ 142 00:09:32,781 --> 00:09:34,449 Don't forget to wear your Jimmy hat. 143 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:37,869 That double entendre doesn't really work on girls. 144 00:09:37,952 --> 00:09:38,953 You get that, right? 145 00:09:39,037 --> 00:09:40,705 Nothing gets past you, Ama. 146 00:09:40,789 --> 00:09:41,915 Mind like a steel trap. 147 00:09:41,998 --> 00:09:43,041 ♪ Chi-chi-Chang-Chang ♪ 148 00:09:43,124 --> 00:09:44,834 ♪ Here comes the hotstepper, murderer ♪ 149 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:46,503 Who's gonna win the election for senior class president? 150 00:09:46,544 --> 00:09:47,796 ♪ I'm the lyrical gangster, murderer ♪ 151 00:09:47,879 --> 00:09:50,131 ♪ Excuse me, mister officer, murderer ♪ 152 00:09:50,215 --> 00:09:54,219 ♪ Still love you like that, murderer ♪ 153 00:09:59,140 --> 00:10:00,350 Brilliant. 154 00:10:01,726 --> 00:10:02,977 I used to love Magic 8-Balls. 155 00:10:03,061 --> 00:10:03,895 That's not the point. 156 00:10:03,978 --> 00:10:05,271 Sounds like the point to me. 157 00:10:05,355 --> 00:10:07,107 He used a popular medium of the day to connect 158 00:10:07,190 --> 00:10:09,067 with his electorate and win an election. 159 00:10:09,317 --> 00:10:10,985 That's good politics. 160 00:10:13,196 --> 00:10:15,949 You could've gone to summer school that summer 161 00:10:16,032 --> 00:10:18,284 or any of the 25 summers since. 162 00:10:18,368 --> 00:10:20,203 You know what happens to people who go to summer school? 163 00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:22,038 - Neither do I. - No one does. You want to know why? 164 00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:23,790 'Cause no one ever hears from them again! 165 00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:25,041 Oh. 166 00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:27,210 I'm sorry. 167 00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:30,004 Working as a store clerk for your father, 168 00:10:30,088 --> 00:10:31,631 the same job you've had since high school, 169 00:10:31,756 --> 00:10:33,800 is somehow the pinnacle of achievement? 170 00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:34,843 Dad needs the help. 171 00:10:34,926 --> 00:10:36,970 Even now, I could get you re-enrolled in like, 172 00:10:37,053 --> 00:10:38,680 35 seconds. 173 00:10:38,763 --> 00:10:40,640 Just last month we had an old football player come back. 174 00:10:40,682 --> 00:10:41,558 Will you give it a rest? 175 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,226 I'm not going back to high school. 176 00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:44,352 I'm 42 years old. 177 00:10:44,435 --> 00:10:45,770 It's absurd and pointless. 178 00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:48,690 Your life is not pointless. 179 00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:52,610 I'm glad somebody thinks so. 180 00:10:53,069 --> 00:10:54,279 (Slurps) 181 00:10:55,196 --> 00:10:58,199 (Indistinct chatter) 182 00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:08,167 Jimmy Bauer! 183 00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:09,460 Ha! 184 00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:12,714 Man, I thought you were dead. 185 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:19,804 I could've sworn I donated to a GoFundMe for his funeral last year? 186 00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:23,975 Jimmy, Noa, I want you to meet my brother, Jimmy. 187 00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:25,435 - Hi. - Jimmy, this is Noa Polly, 188 00:11:25,476 --> 00:11:28,813 our magnificent student council elections chair. 189 00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:29,814 It's really nice to meet you. 190 00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:31,149 My pronouns are they/them. 191 00:11:31,232 --> 00:11:34,068 (Indistinct background chatter) 192 00:11:35,987 --> 00:11:37,238 WOMAN 1: Look. There he is. Oh! 193 00:11:37,405 --> 00:11:40,074 (Cheering) 194 00:11:40,158 --> 00:11:41,200 Hello. 195 00:11:41,284 --> 00:11:44,287 (Indistinct chatter) 196 00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:54,214 Jimmy Bauer? 197 00:11:54,297 --> 00:11:55,006 Hey, man. 198 00:11:55,089 --> 00:11:56,507 MANISH: Wow, I didn't expect to see you here. 199 00:11:56,591 --> 00:11:57,884 Look, Charlie. 200 00:11:59,469 --> 00:12:01,304 Hey, Jimmy. 201 00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:03,723 Hey, Charlie. 202 00:12:05,808 --> 00:12:07,894 Oh, yeah. I... I... (Laughs) 203 00:12:08,019 --> 00:12:12,148 - I spilled ketchup on my shirt. - Okay. 204 00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:13,733 Um, we should probably head in. 205 00:12:13,775 --> 00:12:14,692 Good to see you, brother. 206 00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:15,944 Marcia. 207 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:23,159 That's not his real accent. 208 00:12:23,326 --> 00:12:24,535 Singh out loud! 209 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:25,203 (Crowd chanting) 210 00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:26,496 JIMMY: You know what people sound like. 211 00:12:26,537 --> 00:12:28,498 There's a massive shift in his entire voice. 212 00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:29,832 He has an event coming up. 213 00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:33,461 Shh. (Cheering) 214 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:36,547 NOA: Hello, everyone. 215 00:12:36,631 --> 00:12:39,425 My name is Noa Polly, and it has been my great honor 216 00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:40,760 to chair tonight's event on behalf 217 00:12:40,802 --> 00:12:42,595 of the student council. 218 00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:44,389 Manish Singh is actually the reason I wanted to come 219 00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:46,432 to this school in the first place. 220 00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:48,518 But you came to hear him speak, not me. 221 00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:52,021 So, without further ado, the Governor of Texas 222 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:55,900 and 1995 RHS grad, Manish Singh. 223 00:12:55,984 --> 00:12:58,653 (Crowd cheering) 224 00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:03,449 CROWD: Singh out loud! 225 00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:04,993 -Singh out loud! -Singh out loud! 226 00:13:05,076 --> 00:13:06,786 -Singh out loud! -Singh out loud! 227 00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:08,496 -Singh out loud! -Singh out loud! 228 00:13:08,579 --> 00:13:10,123 -Singh out loud! -Singh out loud! 229 00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:11,541 -Singh out loud! -Singh out loud! 230 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:13,626 -Singh out loud! -All right, all right. 231 00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:14,794 All right. 232 00:13:14,836 --> 00:13:16,296 CROWD: Singh out loud! 233 00:13:16,379 --> 00:13:20,633 Richardson High School, Rising Phoenix, what up? 234 00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:22,593 CROWD: What up! 235 00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:27,557 Thank you so much for that gracious introduction, Noa. 236 00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:28,933 I know a winner when I see one, 237 00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:32,061 and I have no doubt that it's only a matter of time 238 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:33,646 before you're working for me. 239 00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:34,814 (Chuckles) 240 00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:39,068 MAN 2: Whoo! 241 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:41,487 Wow, I'm really emotional right now. 242 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:46,325 When I think back on my political career, 243 00:13:46,409 --> 00:13:50,913 I always come back to where it began, this place, 244 00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:54,834 where I won my first election for senior class president. 245 00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:57,879 (Crowd cheering) 246 00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,965 As a matter of fact, I just ran into my opponent 247 00:14:01,049 --> 00:14:03,009 in that race a few moments ago. 248 00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:05,386 Uh, Jimmy Bauer, you still out there? 249 00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:10,266 Oh, there he is. 250 00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:12,352 Jimmy! 251 00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:14,228 Give a wave, little buddy. 252 00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:17,231 (Manish chuckles) 253 00:14:17,315 --> 00:14:19,192 MANISH: Jimmy Bauer, everyone. 254 00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:23,363 You know, that election changed everything for me. 255 00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:24,489 Am I in hell? 256 00:14:24,572 --> 00:14:28,242 It changed what I thought of myself. 257 00:14:28,326 --> 00:14:31,788 It changed who I believed I could become. 258 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:35,166 So now, a very special award to help someone 259 00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:39,378 in this room become the next Manish Singh. 260 00:14:39,462 --> 00:14:42,465 (Cheering, whistling) 261 00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,180 Thank you, Governor. 262 00:14:49,263 --> 00:14:52,225 We've established the first annual Manish Singh. 263 00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:54,769 Senior Class Presidential Scholarship, 264 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:57,021 which will be awarded to the winner of this year's. 265 00:14:57,146 --> 00:15:00,316 RHS senior class presidential election. 266 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,652 (Crowd cheering) 267 00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:03,778 Whoo! 268 00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:06,781 This scholarship will allow the winning student 269 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:09,408 a paid internship in Manish's office, 270 00:15:09,492 --> 00:15:12,620 with personal mentorship from the governor himself. 271 00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:14,580 (Crowd cheering) 272 00:15:14,664 --> 00:15:18,668 Now, I hope this helps rocket launch an RHS student 273 00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:21,462 who's always dreamed of a bigger life, 274 00:15:21,546 --> 00:15:25,258 but just didn't know how to make that all possible. 275 00:15:27,385 --> 00:15:30,388 (Crowd cheering) 276 00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:33,307 Jimmy, no. 277 00:15:33,683 --> 00:15:36,644 Jimmy Bauer, 2024, you heard? 278 00:15:36,686 --> 00:15:38,104 That chair is adjustable. 279 00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:41,774 Hey, you guys have Zima? 280 00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:44,944 I think they stopped making that in the mid '90s, man. 281 00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:45,736 They make it. 282 00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,864 Just 'cause something goes low pro for a hot minute 283 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:50,741 doesn't mean it gave up on its life. 284 00:15:50,825 --> 00:15:52,493 I'll keep my eye out. 285 00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:56,247 That scholarship is for a high school student. 286 00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:58,624 Well, I guess it's time to finally become one. 287 00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:00,501 I heard someone could make that happen for me in, 288 00:16:00,585 --> 00:16:02,420 what was it, 35 seconds? 289 00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:04,797 Yeah, that was to get your diploma. 290 00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:06,966 This is... I don't know what this is. 291 00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:08,509 (Chuckles) 292 00:16:08,593 --> 00:16:10,219 It's too sad to be a mid-life crisis. 293 00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:13,097 This is my chance to rewrite history. 294 00:16:13,181 --> 00:16:15,683 Now Jimmy wins the class election. 295 00:16:15,766 --> 00:16:17,977 Now Jimmy works in the governor's mansion. 296 00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:20,271 Now Jimmy marries Charlie Harper. 297 00:16:20,354 --> 00:16:22,815 Everything that's supposed to happen finally 298 00:16:22,899 --> 00:16:24,817 fucking happens. 299 00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:27,653 Check, please. 300 00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:30,072 JIMMY: I'm ready to re-enroll. 301 00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:31,741 These are my conditions. 302 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:33,242 Take 'em or leave 'em. 303 00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:34,577 Leave 'em. 304 00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:38,998 If your answer is leave 'em, then I never want to hear 305 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:41,125 from you about going back to high school. 306 00:16:41,209 --> 00:16:43,669 And I mean never, never, never, never again. 307 00:16:47,465 --> 00:16:49,175 Thanks for the ride. 308 00:16:50,218 --> 00:16:51,802 (Sighs) 309 00:16:51,969 --> 00:16:53,804 (Burps) 310 00:16:53,888 --> 00:16:55,598 Ugh. 311 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,734 Oh my God. 312 00:17:15,409 --> 00:17:16,827 (Grunts) 313 00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:17,578 (Music) 314 00:17:26,628 --> 00:17:28,965 Oh, you're late. 315 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:29,799 I tried paging you, 316 00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,550 but I don't think they went through. 317 00:17:31,676 --> 00:17:33,469 I called like, six or seven times, 318 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:35,805 but you know, I'm just not good with technology. 319 00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:36,597 JIMMY: Chin up, Pop. 320 00:17:36,681 --> 00:17:38,057 I got some great news. 321 00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:38,808 STANISLAW: Oh, yeah? 322 00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:40,059 Oh, h... hang on. 323 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:45,565 Stan's Memorabilia, Stan speaking. 324 00:17:45,648 --> 00:17:47,024 Oh, hi Kai. 325 00:17:47,108 --> 00:17:48,567 Uh-huh. 326 00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:52,363 Oh, I see. 327 00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:53,906 No, no, yes. 328 00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:58,160 No, of course not, but when you put it like that. 329 00:17:58,577 --> 00:17:59,996 Well, of course I don't want to stand in the way 330 00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:02,540 of your personal growth. 331 00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:04,083 But I need... 332 00:18:05,293 --> 00:18:08,087 Well, two weeks is... is pretty, pretty standard. 333 00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:10,715 Yeah, okay. 334 00:18:10,881 --> 00:18:11,924 Bye. 335 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,635 She quit. 336 00:18:14,719 --> 00:18:16,512 Says the work schedule is presenting too many 337 00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:19,307 obstacles to her self-actualization. 338 00:18:19,390 --> 00:18:21,517 Needs more time to work on her music. 339 00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,603 Now I... I have to try to replace her, 340 00:18:23,686 --> 00:18:25,104 and how I have no idea. 341 00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:28,649 I mean, sh... I can barely afford your salary as it is. 342 00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:29,734 Salary? 343 00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:31,485 This is a disaster. 344 00:18:31,569 --> 00:18:32,987 You want to hear my good news? 345 00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:35,406 You remember the election in 1995? 346 00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:37,742 The day that changed our lives forever? 347 00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:42,246 I'm gonna fix it, Pop. 348 00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:43,581 I'm gonna go back to high school. 349 00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:44,999 I'm gonna re-run for class president, 350 00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:47,251 and this time I'm gonna win. 351 00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:50,504 Who will cover your shifts? 352 00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:52,048 Really? 353 00:18:53,007 --> 00:18:54,342 Don't worry about your store, pop. 354 00:18:54,425 --> 00:18:55,176 Don't worry about anything. 355 00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:57,803 After today, it's gonna be a whole new world. 356 00:18:57,887 --> 00:18:59,013 Yeah. 357 00:18:59,096 --> 00:19:02,350 I guess I could just, I could just close early 358 00:19:02,433 --> 00:19:03,893 on the weekdays. 359 00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:05,978 JIMMY: You'll see. 360 00:19:06,062 --> 00:19:07,938 Believe me, you will see. 361 00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:16,781 The whole wide world is finally going to see. 362 00:19:18,949 --> 00:19:20,951 (Sighs) 363 00:19:24,205 --> 00:19:25,956 This is insane. 364 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:26,791 Correction. 365 00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:30,961 That kid who 3D printed a human vagina was insane. 366 00:19:31,045 --> 00:19:33,839 This is beyond insane. 367 00:19:34,882 --> 00:19:35,549 I agree. 368 00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:37,551 How is the governor gonna feel when he finds out 369 00:19:37,635 --> 00:19:40,721 his new high school intern doesn't know how to use 370 00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:41,889 the internet? 371 00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:43,057 They know each other. 372 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:44,892 That's even worse! 373 00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:50,815 My brother's situation is the reason I became 374 00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:52,817 an educator in the first place. 375 00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:54,610 Well, I'm inspired. 376 00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:55,569 Oh, gosh. 377 00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:56,612 Okay. 378 00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:58,614 I don't, I don't shop. 379 00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:00,574 I don't travel. 380 00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:02,618 I saw the word hobby in the newspaper the other day 381 00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:03,786 and I didn't know what it meant. 382 00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:04,995 (Chuckles) 383 00:20:05,079 --> 00:20:06,288 This is getting awkward. 384 00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:11,669 I have been a principal at Richardson for nine years, 385 00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:16,173 and this is the one thing I'm asking for. 386 00:20:17,341 --> 00:20:21,679 I need you to hear me now and hear me good. 387 00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:25,683 If you screw up this scholarship with the governor, 388 00:20:25,766 --> 00:20:27,476 it's your ass on the line. 389 00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:30,229 If this little experiment backfires, 390 00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:34,942 everything that you worked for is gonna go right down 391 00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:36,152 the drain. 392 00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,199 That's a long drain. 393 00:20:45,828 --> 00:20:47,204 What's the worst he can do? 394 00:20:48,372 --> 00:20:50,708 ♪ This is how we do it ♪ 395 00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:54,670 ♪ This is how we do it ♪ 396 00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:57,131 ♪ Sha, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 397 00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:02,261 ♪ Shabada, lo, lo, lo, whoa ♪ 398 00:21:02,344 --> 00:21:04,096 ♪ This is how we do it ♪ 399 00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:06,807 ♪ Lo, lo, low-oh-oh ♪ 400 00:21:10,019 --> 00:21:11,312 What's up? 401 00:21:12,188 --> 00:21:14,356 You've been here 15 minutes and I've already received 402 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:15,608 four complaints. 403 00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:17,902 That doesn't seem possible. 404 00:21:17,985 --> 00:21:19,779 "Ancient white male propositioning 405 00:21:19,862 --> 00:21:20,863 underaged girls." 406 00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:21,697 Propositioning? 407 00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:24,533 "Definite pedo in hideous tan suit taking down names 408 00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:25,618 of potential victims." 409 00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:26,452 Pedo? 410 00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:29,872 This one just says, "Help" next to a drawing of you. 411 00:21:31,749 --> 00:21:33,667 I'm trying to learn the names of the voters. 412 00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:39,632 Terry Janice is a freshman, Jimmy. 413 00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:40,424 Great! 414 00:21:40,466 --> 00:21:42,301 I'm asking for her vote, not a picture of her boobies. 415 00:21:42,384 --> 00:21:43,886 Only members of the student council can vote 416 00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:44,720 in class elections 417 00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:46,764 and freshmen are not a part of the student council. 418 00:21:46,847 --> 00:21:48,140 JIMMY: Okay, that's a change. 419 00:21:48,224 --> 00:21:50,059 In 1995, everybody was eligible to vote 420 00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:51,018 for senior class president. 421 00:21:51,101 --> 00:21:53,062 I distinctly remember handing out Jimmy hats like this 422 00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:54,230 to each and every member of... 423 00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:56,607 It's not 1995, Jimmy. 424 00:21:56,690 --> 00:21:59,777 A lot of things have changed since 1995. 425 00:22:00,903 --> 00:22:03,405 And Jimmy hats is a sexually suggestive 426 00:22:03,489 --> 00:22:05,241 and completely inappropriate slogan 427 00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:06,659 for a school-sponsored election. 428 00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:08,035 That's the whole joke! 429 00:22:08,077 --> 00:22:10,246 And freshmen aren't allowed to vote! 430 00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:14,083 You want a snowball's chance in hell at winning 431 00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:15,292 this election? 432 00:22:15,376 --> 00:22:17,711 Stop living in the past and start figuring out 433 00:22:17,795 --> 00:22:20,839 how things are done in the actual here and now present. 434 00:22:25,636 --> 00:22:26,345 (Music) 435 00:22:41,944 --> 00:22:44,947 (Indistinct chatter) 436 00:22:52,580 --> 00:22:54,081 (Laughter) 437 00:22:57,167 --> 00:23:00,170 (Indistinct chatter) 438 00:23:09,179 --> 00:23:10,014 Hey, bud. 439 00:23:10,097 --> 00:23:11,056 What's your name? 440 00:23:11,181 --> 00:23:13,225 I'm Jimmy Bauer, newest candidate, for senior... 441 00:23:13,309 --> 00:23:14,643 Stranger danger! 442 00:23:14,685 --> 00:23:16,645 Stranger danger! 443 00:23:22,735 --> 00:23:24,695 Molesting a student in the lunchroom? 444 00:23:24,778 --> 00:23:25,904 Molesting? 445 00:23:25,988 --> 00:23:27,239 I was trying to say hello. 446 00:23:27,323 --> 00:23:30,534 Kylo has social anxiety, and unmolested lunches are 447 00:23:30,659 --> 00:23:32,328 part of a carefully-constructed plan worked out 448 00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:33,245 by his therapist. 449 00:23:33,329 --> 00:23:35,080 I didn't molest anybody. 450 00:23:35,164 --> 00:23:37,958 Molest, meaning pester, aggravate, annoy. 451 00:23:38,042 --> 00:23:38,751 JIMMY: Okay. 452 00:23:38,834 --> 00:23:40,669 Well, it meant something very different in my day. 453 00:23:40,878 --> 00:23:41,754 (Sighs) 454 00:23:41,837 --> 00:23:45,049 I'm trying to connect with my electorate, 455 00:23:45,132 --> 00:23:48,594 which has turned out to be harder than I thought. 456 00:23:50,429 --> 00:23:51,055 NOA: Hi, boss. 457 00:23:51,096 --> 00:23:51,889 I got your email. 458 00:23:51,972 --> 00:23:52,806 Happy to help. 459 00:23:52,890 --> 00:23:54,808 - Who's the nervous Nellie? - Noa. 460 00:23:55,142 --> 00:23:56,435 Thank you. Perfect timing. 461 00:23:56,852 --> 00:23:57,895 He's right here. 462 00:23:59,188 --> 00:24:00,356 (Chuckles) 463 00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:01,482 Uh, no, no, no. 464 00:24:01,523 --> 00:24:03,359 I... I meant the high schooler who needs help with 465 00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:04,401 their campaign. 466 00:24:06,111 --> 00:24:06,904 Yes. 467 00:24:06,987 --> 00:24:09,031 For class president. 468 00:24:10,032 --> 00:24:10,991 Yes. 469 00:24:11,075 --> 00:24:13,452 You're running for senior class president? 470 00:24:15,245 --> 00:24:16,205 But you're like 50. 471 00:24:16,372 --> 00:24:17,289 I'm 35. 472 00:24:17,373 --> 00:24:17,998 Mm. 473 00:24:18,082 --> 00:24:18,707 Jimmy: 37. 474 00:24:18,749 --> 00:24:19,375 (Coughs) 475 00:24:19,416 --> 00:24:20,584 39. (Clears throat) 476 00:24:20,668 --> 00:24:22,503 I'm in my early, mid-40s. 477 00:24:23,379 --> 00:24:24,254 Is this legal? 478 00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:25,714 Unclear. 479 00:24:25,756 --> 00:24:29,218 Well, like any man in a tan suit, 480 00:24:29,301 --> 00:24:31,428 I'm sure you mean well. 481 00:24:31,553 --> 00:24:33,013 (Chuckles) 482 00:24:37,643 --> 00:24:40,604 NOA: First things first, know thy competition. 483 00:24:40,729 --> 00:24:44,483 The incumbent, Faiza Al-Ghamdi, junior class president. 484 00:24:44,608 --> 00:24:47,403 {\an8}Faiza's had one singular goal since the day she was born, 485 00:24:47,486 --> 00:24:49,947 {\an8}get into Yale. 486 00:24:50,030 --> 00:24:53,325 The challenger, Metetakee "Meat" Tolmochusse. 487 00:24:53,409 --> 00:24:54,952 {\an8}He's Mr. Fun Guy. 488 00:24:55,035 --> 00:24:56,036 {\an8}You can't beat! 489 00:24:56,161 --> 00:24:56,954 {\an8}CROWD: The Meat! 490 00:24:56,996 --> 00:24:59,206 {\an8}These same two students have run against each other 491 00:24:59,248 --> 00:25:01,917 in every single election since freshman year. 492 00:25:04,002 --> 00:25:06,171 Well, I guess I'm your Ross Perot. 493 00:25:07,881 --> 00:25:10,759 To qualify as a candidate, you need to accrue points 494 00:25:10,843 --> 00:25:13,178 by attending school-sponsored activities. 495 00:25:16,015 --> 00:25:17,307 Betty? 496 00:25:17,391 --> 00:25:18,225 (Music) 497 00:25:44,251 --> 00:25:46,086 (Chuckles) 498 00:25:46,170 --> 00:25:46,962 (Music) 499 00:25:56,722 --> 00:25:58,140 You'll need a strong social media presence, 500 00:25:58,223 --> 00:26:00,267 which you'll need to use to regularly connect with 501 00:26:00,350 --> 00:26:01,977 your electorate. 502 00:26:02,060 --> 00:26:03,979 Please tell me you have social media. 503 00:26:04,063 --> 00:26:08,442 I had a Facebook page, but I... I deleted it. 504 00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:10,569 Okay, TikTok? 505 00:26:10,694 --> 00:26:12,154 Snapchat? 506 00:26:12,237 --> 00:26:13,197 Insta? 507 00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:15,032 Okay, okay, hold on. 508 00:26:15,115 --> 00:26:16,700 Let's just walk this back for a second. 509 00:26:16,742 --> 00:26:17,910 Before we find you the right platform, 510 00:26:17,993 --> 00:26:19,620 we should probably make sure you have something 511 00:26:19,703 --> 00:26:21,163 actually meaningful to say. 512 00:26:21,246 --> 00:26:22,831 Believe me, I got plenty to say. 513 00:26:22,915 --> 00:26:25,918 But uh, the thing is that students nowadays, 514 00:26:26,001 --> 00:26:29,087 they face very complex issues. 515 00:26:29,171 --> 00:26:30,631 I think you're forgetting, I was president 516 00:26:30,714 --> 00:26:32,633 of this place freshman, sophomore, and junior year. 517 00:26:32,716 --> 00:26:34,218 Anything you guys are dealing with, I assure you, 518 00:26:34,259 --> 00:26:36,386 I have dealt with before. 519 00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:40,182 What's next on the list? 520 00:26:40,390 --> 00:26:42,559 Gender-neutral bathrooms. 521 00:26:47,981 --> 00:26:49,441 Why can't you just use this one? 522 00:26:49,525 --> 00:26:50,692 Because I'm not a girl. 523 00:26:50,734 --> 00:26:53,070 So, then use the boys. 524 00:26:53,153 --> 00:26:54,613 I'm not a boy. 525 00:26:54,655 --> 00:26:56,448 Is this like a RuPaul situation? 526 00:26:56,532 --> 00:26:57,991 RuPaul is a drag queen. 527 00:26:58,075 --> 00:26:59,827 So, yes? 528 00:27:01,036 --> 00:27:02,538 Look, if you're not up-to-date with 529 00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:03,831 gender identities, 530 00:27:03,914 --> 00:27:05,582 you might not be up to the task of running for 531 00:27:05,624 --> 00:27:08,252 class president in 2024. 532 00:27:08,335 --> 00:27:10,921 I'm honestly not trying to piss you off. 533 00:27:11,004 --> 00:27:11,880 No pun intended. 534 00:27:11,964 --> 00:27:13,257 No pun achieved. 535 00:27:20,973 --> 00:27:22,266 (Sighs) 536 00:27:23,267 --> 00:27:27,771 Look, just really think about this one, okay? 537 00:27:27,855 --> 00:27:29,481 'Cause this issue is huge. 538 00:27:29,565 --> 00:27:31,024 That's what she said. 539 00:27:32,651 --> 00:27:34,111 They said. 540 00:27:35,529 --> 00:27:36,613 (Sighs) 541 00:27:44,496 --> 00:27:48,417 Machiavelli's The Prince, one of the most famous 542 00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:51,253 treatises on leadership in Western literature. 543 00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:54,089 So, what's it about? 544 00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:55,924 Faiza. 545 00:27:56,049 --> 00:27:57,009 Power. 546 00:27:57,134 --> 00:27:57,885 Go on. 547 00:27:57,926 --> 00:28:01,263 Machiavelli felt that power, and the pursuit of it, 548 00:28:01,346 --> 00:28:03,348 trumped everything, that even brutal violence 549 00:28:03,432 --> 00:28:05,434 was acceptable as a way to hold onto it. 550 00:28:05,517 --> 00:28:07,060 That's right. 551 00:28:07,144 --> 00:28:10,063 And what do we think about this theory, class? 552 00:28:10,147 --> 00:28:11,356 Stupid. 553 00:28:12,149 --> 00:28:14,401 (Chuckling) 554 00:28:15,402 --> 00:28:16,695 Go on, Meat. 555 00:28:16,820 --> 00:28:17,946 Okay. 556 00:28:18,030 --> 00:28:19,031 Uh... 557 00:28:20,908 --> 00:28:28,832 stupid. 558 00:28:30,083 --> 00:28:31,001 (Chuckles) 559 00:28:31,084 --> 00:28:32,336 AMA: Meat. 560 00:28:32,419 --> 00:28:35,839 I mean, if you can just do anything to get power, 561 00:28:35,923 --> 00:28:38,133 then like, that makes you kind of a dick. 562 00:28:38,216 --> 00:28:39,760 (Chuckling) 563 00:28:39,843 --> 00:28:41,553 I mean, you're not supposed to hurt people. 564 00:28:41,595 --> 00:28:42,679 It's pretty basic. 565 00:28:42,846 --> 00:28:45,641 But Machiavelli felt that being a good person is 566 00:28:45,682 --> 00:28:47,601 different than being a good leader. 567 00:28:47,726 --> 00:28:48,727 Correct. 568 00:28:48,852 --> 00:28:51,230 Or as he so famously put it, 569 00:28:51,313 --> 00:28:55,108 "The ends justify the means." 570 00:29:01,490 --> 00:29:04,076 Welcome to the eighth annual RHS senior class 571 00:29:04,159 --> 00:29:05,202 presidential debate. 572 00:29:05,285 --> 00:29:08,288 (Cheering, whistling) 573 00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:16,630 AMA: Okay. Faiza, your opening statement is up first, 30 seconds. 574 00:29:17,256 --> 00:29:20,759 As your junior class president, I have helped to ensure 575 00:29:20,801 --> 00:29:23,804 that we've gotten many things accomplished this year, 576 00:29:23,887 --> 00:29:27,224 including more healthy options at the lunchroom 577 00:29:27,307 --> 00:29:29,768 and greater access to charging stations 578 00:29:29,810 --> 00:29:30,894 throughout the school. 579 00:29:30,978 --> 00:29:34,356 As your senior class president, I plan to build on 580 00:29:34,439 --> 00:29:39,152 these successes with more concrete, actionable plans. 581 00:29:39,236 --> 00:29:40,821 - Thank you. - AMA: Okay. 582 00:29:40,904 --> 00:29:41,780 Meat, you're up next. 583 00:29:41,863 --> 00:29:43,156 30 seconds. 584 00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:46,660 Uh, I haven't done diddly-squat, 585 00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:49,037 because I've never won diddly-squat. 586 00:29:49,121 --> 00:29:51,915 (Chuckling) 587 00:29:52,082 --> 00:29:53,166 You can't beat! 588 00:29:53,250 --> 00:29:53,959 -The Meat! -The Meat! 589 00:29:54,042 --> 00:29:55,085 You can't beat! 590 00:29:55,168 --> 00:29:56,336 -The Meat! -The Meat! 591 00:29:56,420 --> 00:29:59,423 (Crowd cheering) 592 00:30:00,549 --> 00:30:01,675 -The Meat, Meat! -Okay. 593 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:03,468 Close your shirt, Meat. 594 00:30:04,928 --> 00:30:05,595 All right. 595 00:30:05,637 --> 00:30:06,805 Jimmy Bauer, you're up. 596 00:30:06,930 --> 00:30:08,223 Uh, I... it's gonna be tough 597 00:30:08,307 --> 00:30:09,850 to top that charging station bit, 598 00:30:09,933 --> 00:30:10,976 but I will do my best. 599 00:30:11,059 --> 00:30:12,602 (Crowd laughs) 600 00:30:12,686 --> 00:30:16,064 You know, I think that student elections are 601 00:30:16,148 --> 00:30:17,858 a little bit stupid... 602 00:30:17,941 --> 00:30:18,817 -Honestly... -WOMAN 2: Okay. 603 00:30:18,900 --> 00:30:20,736 Because they only benefit the winner. 604 00:30:20,819 --> 00:30:21,528 WOMAN 2: Uh-huh. 605 00:30:21,570 --> 00:30:24,573 If I am going to be elected as your class president, 606 00:30:24,656 --> 00:30:26,700 I am going to do things not just for me, 607 00:30:26,825 --> 00:30:27,993 but for all of you. 608 00:30:28,076 --> 00:30:29,995 (Cheering) 609 00:30:30,037 --> 00:30:32,706 I mean, I remember what sucks about high school. 610 00:30:32,831 --> 00:30:36,501 So if I'm elected, I would do shorter classes. 611 00:30:36,585 --> 00:30:37,627 -Yes! -Woo! 612 00:30:37,711 --> 00:30:39,921 I would do, uh, free cinnamon rolls. 613 00:30:40,005 --> 00:30:41,465 CROWD: Yeah! Woo! 614 00:30:41,548 --> 00:30:43,300 How about ping pong table? 615 00:30:43,383 --> 00:30:44,301 (Cheering) 616 00:30:44,593 --> 00:30:45,385 Oh, you know, we should get 617 00:30:45,469 --> 00:30:47,637 like those, uh, those shoulder massage machines 618 00:30:47,721 --> 00:30:48,889 from the mall. 619 00:30:53,351 --> 00:30:54,728 Uh, that seemed good in my head. 620 00:30:54,853 --> 00:30:58,106 Um, how about um, a permanent ban on final exams? 621 00:30:58,190 --> 00:31:01,193 (Crowd cheering) 622 00:31:04,571 --> 00:31:05,197 AMA: All right. 623 00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:06,490 Thank you, candidates. 624 00:31:06,615 --> 00:31:08,325 Now, onto the questions. 625 00:31:08,408 --> 00:31:09,993 Jimmy, you're first. 626 00:31:10,035 --> 00:31:12,245 Obviously, a middle-aged man returning to high school 627 00:31:12,287 --> 00:31:16,500 could be perceived as a sad sort of cautionary tale 628 00:31:16,583 --> 00:31:17,667 for the rest of us. 629 00:31:17,751 --> 00:31:19,628 What do you have to say to students who feel you may 630 00:31:19,711 --> 00:31:22,964 not be up to speed on the needs of today's teens? 631 00:31:23,048 --> 00:31:26,885 Um, I would say don't be ageist. 632 00:31:26,968 --> 00:31:28,178 That's fair. 633 00:31:28,261 --> 00:31:30,972 As a follow-up, can you tell me how you feel 634 00:31:31,056 --> 00:31:32,641 about Charli D'Amelio? 635 00:31:34,142 --> 00:31:35,185 I'm sorry, who? 636 00:31:35,268 --> 00:31:36,895 CROWD: Oh. 637 00:31:36,978 --> 00:31:39,981 (Indistinct chatter) 638 00:31:40,941 --> 00:31:42,901 That was a got ya question. 639 00:31:42,943 --> 00:31:44,069 I thought you were on my side. 640 00:31:44,111 --> 00:31:44,903 I'm not. 641 00:31:44,945 --> 00:31:46,905 I am on the side of a free and fair election, 642 00:31:46,947 --> 00:31:48,073 and that's all. 643 00:31:48,156 --> 00:31:49,783 Besides, you were being kind of a dick to Faiza. 644 00:31:49,908 --> 00:31:52,327 So... - Charli D'Amelio, dude? 645 00:31:52,411 --> 00:31:53,787 Come on. 646 00:31:53,912 --> 00:31:54,830 It's politics, Jimmy. 647 00:31:54,871 --> 00:31:56,456 You gotta grow a thicker skin. 648 00:31:56,581 --> 00:31:59,501 How am I supposed to know who some 19-year-old blogger is? 649 00:31:59,584 --> 00:32:02,045 She's the most famous TikToker in the world. 650 00:32:02,129 --> 00:32:03,755 Mostly for appropriation, but still. 651 00:32:03,839 --> 00:32:06,258 Okay, well, sorry I'm not up on my latest TikTok. 652 00:32:06,341 --> 00:32:08,176 If you want to compete in this election, 653 00:32:08,218 --> 00:32:09,511 maybe you should be. 654 00:32:09,636 --> 00:32:10,512 STUDENT 1: Meh. 655 00:32:10,846 --> 00:32:11,805 Cringe. 656 00:32:11,930 --> 00:32:14,933 (Students chuckle) 657 00:32:15,809 --> 00:32:16,768 Teach me how to use it. 658 00:32:16,852 --> 00:32:18,270 No. 659 00:32:18,395 --> 00:32:20,021 Look, I'm sorry, I didn't know how to do 660 00:32:20,105 --> 00:32:20,981 the bathroom thing. 661 00:32:21,064 --> 00:32:23,400 I... I might be ignorant, but I'm not a dick. 662 00:32:27,654 --> 00:32:29,114 I don't have a social media page, 663 00:32:29,197 --> 00:32:30,949 because my life has been a complete 664 00:32:30,991 --> 00:32:33,660 and utter train wreck for the past 25 years. 665 00:32:37,831 --> 00:32:38,957 Honestly, I've been a little embarrassed 666 00:32:38,999 --> 00:32:40,417 to advertise it. 667 00:32:43,003 --> 00:32:44,671 (Sighs) 668 00:32:46,173 --> 00:32:48,967 4:00, you're buying, and then after that, 669 00:32:49,050 --> 00:32:49,968 you're on your own. 670 00:32:50,051 --> 00:32:51,136 - Okay? - Okay. 671 00:32:51,303 --> 00:32:52,053 Thank you. 672 00:32:52,095 --> 00:32:52,888 Thank you. 673 00:32:52,971 --> 00:32:54,806 No, no, no. 674 00:32:54,890 --> 00:32:56,558 You need to find a date to homecoming, 675 00:32:56,641 --> 00:32:58,101 because right now half the student population 676 00:32:58,185 --> 00:32:59,978 thinks you're a child molester. 677 00:33:04,941 --> 00:33:08,195 So, this is Neville Chamberlain's actual umbrella? 678 00:33:08,278 --> 00:33:09,321 I mean, it's plastic. 679 00:33:09,404 --> 00:33:12,782 Well, uh, uh, it's an actual replica, but yeah. 680 00:33:12,908 --> 00:33:14,910 That's not a thing. 681 00:33:15,035 --> 00:33:17,579 Well, you know, the real umbrella is probably 682 00:33:17,662 --> 00:33:19,206 in a museum somewhere. 683 00:33:19,372 --> 00:33:22,125 So, you're just selling us plastic knickknacks that 684 00:33:22,209 --> 00:33:24,920 I can find for half the price on Amazon? 685 00:33:25,003 --> 00:33:26,922 Well, I... I wouldn't... 686 00:33:27,005 --> 00:33:30,383 You... you know, my son Jimmy, he can sell it better. 687 00:33:30,467 --> 00:33:32,427 I'm not usually the pitch man. 688 00:33:33,136 --> 00:33:34,596 Let's uh, let's get outta here, Tommy. 689 00:33:34,679 --> 00:33:36,014 This place sucks. 690 00:33:41,519 --> 00:33:42,979 Can I help you? 691 00:33:43,063 --> 00:33:44,439 Are you married? 692 00:33:44,522 --> 00:33:45,148 (Chuckles) 693 00:33:45,190 --> 00:33:46,233 Excuse me? 694 00:33:46,316 --> 00:33:48,860 I mean, or do you have a boyfriend or... 695 00:33:48,902 --> 00:33:51,613 Mr. Bauer, this kind of suggestive banter is 696 00:33:51,655 --> 00:33:53,782 frowned upon in today's school system. 697 00:33:53,865 --> 00:33:55,242 JIMMY: Oh, I'm sorry. 698 00:33:55,325 --> 00:33:57,494 Still getting acclimated to all the changes. 699 00:33:58,745 --> 00:34:02,040 Um, I am asking you this, because I'm running 700 00:34:02,123 --> 00:34:03,959 for senior class president, as you know, 701 00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:07,128 and we have to accrue a whole bunch 702 00:34:07,212 --> 00:34:08,213 of Rising Phoenix points, 703 00:34:08,295 --> 00:34:13,301 and I was wondering if, um, if you... if it's... 704 00:34:13,385 --> 00:34:16,721 I... I was wondering if you'd go with me to homecoming. 705 00:34:16,763 --> 00:34:19,139 As an act of public service and all. 706 00:34:21,351 --> 00:34:23,478 You don't remember me, do you? 707 00:34:25,063 --> 00:34:26,606 ♪ Pop ♪ 708 00:34:28,315 --> 00:34:29,734 ♪ No, you're never gonna get it ♪ 709 00:34:29,818 --> 00:34:33,071 Could Jimmy Bauer ever ask me to homecoming? 710 00:34:33,154 --> 00:34:35,574 ♪ No, you're never gonna get it ♪ 711 00:34:35,657 --> 00:34:37,199 ♪ Never ever gonna get it ♪ 712 00:34:37,449 --> 00:34:39,369 ♪ Ooh, bop ♪ 713 00:34:41,079 --> 00:34:42,706 You're Ama Fernandez? 714 00:34:42,789 --> 00:34:43,956 So, you do remember. 715 00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:45,458 Wow. 716 00:34:45,542 --> 00:34:46,751 Well, don't look so shocked. 717 00:34:46,835 --> 00:34:49,713 No, I... I... I... I just... I... I know all caterpillars 718 00:34:49,795 --> 00:34:53,675 become butterflies, but... - Not all caterpillars. 719 00:34:53,757 --> 00:34:55,510 As you well know. 720 00:34:55,594 --> 00:34:57,345 Only the special few. 721 00:34:58,596 --> 00:35:00,015 (Sighs) 722 00:35:03,977 --> 00:35:05,520 You know that stuff's not healthier than real beef, 723 00:35:05,603 --> 00:35:06,354 right? 724 00:35:06,438 --> 00:35:07,897 Healthier for the planet. 725 00:35:10,859 --> 00:35:12,694 Methane emissions from cattle production is one of 726 00:35:12,777 --> 00:35:15,030 the single biggest contributors to climate change. 727 00:35:15,113 --> 00:35:17,407 Your generation is worried about cow farts? 728 00:35:17,490 --> 00:35:19,576 Yup, thanks to your generation who was worried 729 00:35:19,659 --> 00:35:20,910 about who could drive the bigger Hummer. 730 00:35:20,994 --> 00:35:21,786 I never had a Hummer. 731 00:35:21,870 --> 00:35:23,955 Aw, well, that's sad, dude. 732 00:35:24,039 --> 00:35:25,957 (Chuckles) 733 00:35:26,207 --> 00:35:27,167 If you're so worried about this stuff, 734 00:35:27,250 --> 00:35:28,668 how come you don't run for office? 735 00:35:28,752 --> 00:35:31,338 Nobody's voting for a non-binary class officer. 736 00:35:31,421 --> 00:35:32,881 I can barely get through the day without some asshole 737 00:35:32,922 --> 00:35:33,882 blowing up my phone. 738 00:35:33,965 --> 00:35:35,508 Is Micah still doing that? 739 00:35:35,550 --> 00:35:36,718 It's not just Micah. 740 00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:37,469 Who's Micah? 741 00:35:37,552 --> 00:35:39,512 Micah was Noah's elementary school boyfriend 742 00:35:39,554 --> 00:35:42,307 whose fragile masculinity could not handle their coming out. 743 00:35:42,390 --> 00:35:43,516 Have you reported this to Ama? 744 00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:44,768 Oh my God, this is so boring. 745 00:35:44,851 --> 00:35:47,354 No, I'm not the first non-binary kid in Texas 746 00:35:47,437 --> 00:35:48,605 to deal with bullies. 747 00:35:48,688 --> 00:35:50,065 It's not boring. 748 00:35:53,109 --> 00:35:54,361 You know what? 749 00:35:54,444 --> 00:35:56,279 Let's just teach you TikTok, okay? 750 00:35:56,446 --> 00:35:57,155 Okay. 751 00:35:57,197 --> 00:35:58,657 And don't blame us if they ban it next month. 752 00:35:58,740 --> 00:35:59,658 Mm. 753 00:36:01,785 --> 00:36:02,786 Right. 754 00:36:02,994 --> 00:36:07,540 So, this is called, a "smartphone". 755 00:36:07,624 --> 00:36:09,125 It replaced the pager in popularity amongst 756 00:36:09,167 --> 00:36:12,045 high school students around... - Ooh, Y2K? 757 00:36:12,128 --> 00:36:12,879 So, these are filters. 758 00:36:13,046 --> 00:36:14,047 - Filters? - Mm-hmm. 759 00:36:14,339 --> 00:36:15,507 (Giggles) Look at that. 760 00:36:15,590 --> 00:36:17,008 That's awesome. 761 00:36:17,092 --> 00:36:18,009 -You see that? 762 00:36:18,093 --> 00:36:19,844 -It's amazing. -Yeah. 763 00:36:19,928 --> 00:36:21,262 That suits you. 764 00:36:21,346 --> 00:36:21,971 ALAINA: Mm-hmm. 765 00:36:22,013 --> 00:36:23,181 That's really cool. 766 00:36:23,264 --> 00:36:25,767 (Chuckles) 767 00:36:25,809 --> 00:36:26,768 Look at that. 768 00:36:39,739 --> 00:36:41,991 Okay, I think I could definitely master this. 769 00:36:45,787 --> 00:36:46,746 Jimmy Bauer, senior class president. 770 00:36:46,788 --> 00:36:47,914 That's my new iPhone number right there. 771 00:36:47,956 --> 00:36:48,748 Just got it. 772 00:36:48,832 --> 00:36:50,583 Senior, senior class president, Jimmy B., that's, uh, 773 00:36:50,625 --> 00:36:51,584 iPhone right there. 774 00:36:51,835 --> 00:36:53,253 Text it, TikTok it. 775 00:36:53,336 --> 00:36:54,671 I'm around, no problem. 776 00:36:54,754 --> 00:36:56,047 You came! 777 00:36:56,131 --> 00:36:58,007 Full disclosure, I'm officially here 778 00:36:58,091 --> 00:37:00,176 as a school chaperone, so... ♪ Hit it! ♪ 779 00:37:00,260 --> 00:37:01,678 Technically, I'm getting paid. 780 00:37:01,761 --> 00:37:02,971 You had me at technically. 781 00:37:03,054 --> 00:37:05,515 (Chuckles) 782 00:37:06,141 --> 00:37:07,892 Want to show these fools how it's done? 783 00:37:08,017 --> 00:37:09,853 I remember this one. 784 00:37:09,978 --> 00:37:13,982 ♪ Na, na, na, nah, na, na, nah, na, na, na, nah ♪ 785 00:37:14,065 --> 00:37:16,359 ♪ Na, na, na, nah ♪ 786 00:37:16,484 --> 00:37:18,528 (Chuckles) 787 00:37:18,611 --> 00:37:20,905 ♪ Here comes the hotstepper, murderer ♪ 788 00:37:20,989 --> 00:37:23,324 ♪ I'm the lyrical gangster, murderer ♪ Woo! 789 00:37:23,366 --> 00:37:25,702 ♪ Pick up the crew in-a de area, murderer ♪ 790 00:37:25,785 --> 00:37:28,913 ♪ Still love you like that, murderer ♪ 791 00:37:29,038 --> 00:37:32,584 ♪ Na, na, na, nah, na, na, nah, na, na, nah ♪ 792 00:37:32,625 --> 00:37:34,836 ♪ Na, na, nah, na, na, nah ♪ 793 00:37:37,755 --> 00:37:38,673 ♪ Hey ♪ 794 00:37:49,058 --> 00:37:50,435 STANISLAW: Hey, you're up early. 795 00:37:50,518 --> 00:37:52,562 JIMMY: Yeah, I uh, I thought I'd put in a Saturday shift. 796 00:37:52,604 --> 00:37:54,272 Felt like you could use the help. 797 00:37:54,355 --> 00:37:56,983 STANISLAW: Well, you know I can always use the help. 798 00:37:57,066 --> 00:37:59,694 Hey, speaking of which, can you help me get this down? 799 00:38:03,114 --> 00:38:05,784 I don't think I've ever seen the walls without that poster. 800 00:38:05,909 --> 00:38:08,369 You know, I always really loved this one. 801 00:38:08,453 --> 00:38:09,537 Here, grab. 802 00:38:09,579 --> 00:38:10,830 Ready? 803 00:38:10,914 --> 00:38:12,874 1, 2, 3. 804 00:38:19,756 --> 00:38:21,174 Wow. 805 00:38:21,799 --> 00:38:24,928 I didn't realize how faded these walls had become. 806 00:38:25,011 --> 00:38:27,806 Yeah, well, 25 years can do that. 807 00:38:29,516 --> 00:38:31,059 I'm giving these guys three minutes. 808 00:38:35,104 --> 00:38:35,730 Jimbo! 809 00:38:35,772 --> 00:38:37,232 Twice in one week. 810 00:38:37,315 --> 00:38:38,483 I love it. 811 00:38:39,901 --> 00:38:41,277 JIMMY: What is he doing here? 812 00:38:42,070 --> 00:38:43,822 All right. Pen? 813 00:38:49,869 --> 00:38:50,662 Where are we gonna put this? 814 00:38:50,745 --> 00:38:52,747 Uh, right here, front and center. 815 00:38:52,914 --> 00:38:53,581 Frame her up. 816 00:38:53,748 --> 00:38:54,582 I'm timing you. 817 00:38:54,666 --> 00:38:56,084 JIMMY: We're hanging that in our store? 818 00:38:56,167 --> 00:38:59,379 While we're on the subject of memorabilia, 819 00:38:59,462 --> 00:39:03,508 I... I thought you'd appreciate its historical significance. 820 00:39:10,014 --> 00:39:12,058 Ah, perfect. 821 00:39:18,398 --> 00:39:19,691 Photo? 822 00:39:23,111 --> 00:39:24,696 Good to see ya. 823 00:39:25,363 --> 00:39:27,699 Sorry, which of my constituents come to the store? 824 00:39:27,740 --> 00:39:28,866 You're giving back to the little guy... 825 00:39:28,908 --> 00:39:30,368 Let me walk you out. (Indistinct) 826 00:39:30,451 --> 00:39:32,370 MAN 3: Polling is a little low on these distressed neighborhoods, 827 00:39:32,453 --> 00:39:34,372 Governor. WOMAN 3: All press is good press, Governor. 828 00:39:38,835 --> 00:39:40,712 It's not that bad, son. 829 00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:45,341 I had to do something, Jimmy. 830 00:39:45,425 --> 00:39:46,926 Manish was furious. 831 00:39:47,010 --> 00:39:48,261 He didn't seem furious. 832 00:39:48,344 --> 00:39:51,180 Do you realize as a direct result of your campaign, 833 00:39:51,264 --> 00:39:53,141 the superintendent has been terrified Manish is 834 00:39:53,224 --> 00:39:54,893 gonna pull his scholarship? 835 00:39:54,976 --> 00:39:57,437 I have been terrified I'm gonna lose my job. 836 00:39:57,520 --> 00:40:00,315 Dad is terrified he's gonna lose this store. 837 00:40:00,398 --> 00:40:02,317 We calmed them down with one stupid piece 838 00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:03,693 of free publicity 839 00:40:03,776 --> 00:40:06,988 and left your campaign entirely intact. 840 00:40:07,071 --> 00:40:09,324 I would think you might thank us. 841 00:40:09,407 --> 00:40:10,158 (Music) 842 00:40:40,396 --> 00:40:43,274 Do any of you feel trapped by your life 843 00:40:43,358 --> 00:40:46,277 and all the people in it who are supposed to have your back, 844 00:40:46,361 --> 00:40:50,198 but when push comes to shove, never, ever do? 845 00:40:50,281 --> 00:40:52,784 Do you ever wish you could just go from this, "Oh, sure." 846 00:40:52,867 --> 00:40:53,701 Yes, that's fine. 847 00:40:53,743 --> 00:40:54,452 Whatever you want. 848 00:40:54,577 --> 00:40:58,915 "Don't worry about me," to this... (Screams) 849 00:41:12,553 --> 00:41:14,555 (Chime) 850 00:41:45,503 --> 00:41:47,422 Uh... (Exhales) 851 00:41:48,005 --> 00:41:50,216 JIMMY (ON PHONE): K means 1,000, right? 852 00:41:51,592 --> 00:41:55,013 Let's throw a party to celebrate my TikTok. 853 00:41:55,096 --> 00:41:57,515 NOA (ON PHONE): Uh, I don't... - We have to. 854 00:41:57,640 --> 00:41:59,434 A massive kegger. 855 00:41:59,517 --> 00:42:01,894 17,000 views. 856 00:42:01,978 --> 00:42:05,523 Uh, people don't really throw keggers anymore, Jimmy. 857 00:42:05,565 --> 00:42:07,567 Fam don't pay for everyone else's drinks. 858 00:42:08,276 --> 00:42:09,902 That's shocking. 859 00:42:09,986 --> 00:42:11,154 -Let's bring 'em back. -NOA (ON PHONE): No. 860 00:42:11,195 --> 00:42:12,238 How am I supposed to get there? 861 00:42:12,321 --> 00:42:13,448 I'm not gonna pay for a car. 862 00:42:13,531 --> 00:42:15,324 I'll just borrow my dad's. 863 00:42:15,950 --> 00:42:17,535 Which one of us is 16 again? 864 00:42:17,660 --> 00:42:19,537 This is a game-changing moment, Noa. 865 00:42:19,579 --> 00:42:22,165 It needs to be celebrated properly. 866 00:42:22,206 --> 00:42:25,835 This TikTok could be the centerpiece of my campaign. 867 00:42:25,918 --> 00:42:28,755 When they look back on the trajectory of this election, 868 00:42:28,838 --> 00:42:33,134 this will be the moment, the one single inflection point 869 00:42:33,217 --> 00:42:35,678 after which everything changed. 870 00:42:37,054 --> 00:42:39,015 As the Elections Chair of the student council, 871 00:42:39,098 --> 00:42:41,017 I would think you might be able to appreciate 872 00:42:41,100 --> 00:42:44,395 its historical significance. 873 00:42:49,067 --> 00:42:49,692 Okay. 874 00:42:49,776 --> 00:42:50,902 Okay. 875 00:42:51,069 --> 00:42:51,944 Okay. 876 00:42:56,449 --> 00:42:58,451 Who's the biggest herb in Texas? 877 00:43:04,165 --> 00:43:05,708 No doubt. 878 00:43:06,626 --> 00:43:08,085 CUSTOMER: Is this place open? 879 00:43:10,046 --> 00:43:11,464 KIDS: Chug! Chug! Chug! 880 00:43:11,589 --> 00:43:12,757 Chug! Chug! Chug! 881 00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:13,966 Chug! Chug! Chug! 882 00:43:14,050 --> 00:43:15,259 Chug! Chug! Chug! 883 00:43:15,343 --> 00:43:16,469 Chug! Chug! Chug! 884 00:43:16,594 --> 00:43:17,720 Chug! Chug! Chug! 885 00:43:17,762 --> 00:43:18,721 Chug! Chug! Chug! 886 00:43:18,805 --> 00:43:19,847 Chug! Chug! Chug! 887 00:43:19,931 --> 00:43:23,726 Chug! ♪ Wake up, I'd get out of bed, stay up ♪ 888 00:43:23,768 --> 00:43:25,728 ♪ Stay out of my head, 'cause today's ♪ 889 00:43:25,812 --> 00:43:26,479 (Cheering) 890 00:43:26,562 --> 00:43:30,274 ♪ I don't wanna lose my mind, no ♪ 891 00:43:30,399 --> 00:43:34,237 ♪ I just want to shine like the sun when it comes up ♪ 892 00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:35,238 Is that White Claw? 893 00:43:35,321 --> 00:43:36,447 ♪ Run the city from the rooftops ♪ 894 00:43:36,531 --> 00:43:37,615 I'm alive! 895 00:43:37,657 --> 00:43:38,783 I'm a freaking alive! 896 00:43:38,950 --> 00:43:40,618 ♪ 'Cause today is gonna be my day ♪ 897 00:43:40,827 --> 00:43:43,621 ♪ I just want to climb to the top of the mountain ♪ 898 00:43:43,663 --> 00:43:44,914 Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo. 899 00:43:45,998 --> 00:43:48,125 I think I hurt my back. You guys want a turn on the keg? 900 00:43:48,459 --> 00:43:50,086 No. Thank you though. 901 00:43:50,211 --> 00:43:52,421 Uh, we're gonna go wander. 902 00:43:52,505 --> 00:43:53,172 Don't abandon us. 903 00:43:53,339 --> 00:43:54,799 You're our ride. 904 00:43:54,882 --> 00:43:56,884 Got my dad's whip all night. 905 00:44:00,388 --> 00:44:02,014 Don't leave home without it. 906 00:44:02,098 --> 00:44:05,017 (Indistinct chatter) 907 00:44:05,101 --> 00:44:05,935 (Music) 908 00:44:19,740 --> 00:44:22,994 A simple thumbs up would've sufficed. 909 00:44:23,077 --> 00:44:24,537 Do you want to hang out? 910 00:44:24,745 --> 00:44:26,664 Texting you my address. 911 00:44:26,706 --> 00:44:27,874 Hanging up. 912 00:44:32,795 --> 00:44:35,965 ♪ I just want to climb to the top of a mountain ♪ 913 00:44:36,048 --> 00:44:37,466 Jimmy Bauer for president! 914 00:44:37,550 --> 00:44:40,219 (Cheering) ♪ Standing tall in the morning ♪ 915 00:44:40,303 --> 00:44:42,805 ♪ 'Cause today is gonna be my day ♪ 916 00:44:42,889 --> 00:44:43,973 (Cheering) 917 00:44:46,267 --> 00:44:48,853 ♪ I used to lay low, hiding in the shadows ♪ 918 00:44:50,104 --> 00:44:51,272 They better not post that. 919 00:44:51,355 --> 00:44:55,568 ♪ So don't give me darkness, I already had those ♪ 920 00:44:55,693 --> 00:44:56,736 ♪ Whoa ♪ 921 00:44:56,819 --> 00:45:01,616 ♪ I'm just trying to figure out how to be myself right now ♪ 922 00:45:01,699 --> 00:45:06,203 ♪ I don't wanna lay low, hiding in the shadows ♪ 923 00:45:06,245 --> 00:45:07,663 ♪ So I wake up ♪ 924 00:45:07,830 --> 00:45:09,457 ♪ I get out of bed, and I stay up... ♪ 925 00:45:09,540 --> 00:45:11,542 Manish wasn't very nice to me in high school 926 00:45:11,626 --> 00:45:12,960 if you want the whole truth. 927 00:45:13,044 --> 00:45:14,712 ♪ I don't wanna lose my mind, no ♪ 928 00:45:14,837 --> 00:45:15,922 It's high school. 929 00:45:16,005 --> 00:45:18,341 Was anybody really nice to anybody? 930 00:45:18,424 --> 00:45:19,842 You were. 931 00:45:22,470 --> 00:45:24,221 You were nice to everyone. 932 00:45:24,305 --> 00:45:30,770 ♪ And I stay up, 'cause I'm sure good things will happen ♪ 933 00:45:30,853 --> 00:45:33,773 ♪ If I get out of my way ♪ 934 00:45:33,856 --> 00:45:37,401 ♪ I just want to shine like the sun when it comes up ♪ 935 00:45:37,485 --> 00:45:38,569 ♪ When the sun comes up ♪ 936 00:45:38,653 --> 00:45:41,072 ♪ Run the city from the rooftops ♪ 937 00:45:41,155 --> 00:45:43,199 Zero bars. 938 00:45:43,282 --> 00:45:44,492 He ditched us. 939 00:45:44,575 --> 00:45:46,494 He didn't ditch us. 940 00:45:46,577 --> 00:45:47,495 He's not here, Noa. 941 00:45:47,536 --> 00:45:49,622 We've walked around 10 times. 942 00:45:49,789 --> 00:45:50,373 Fine. 943 00:45:50,414 --> 00:45:51,832 Then hitch a ride with them then, 944 00:45:51,874 --> 00:45:53,876 'cause you're so embarrassed of me. 945 00:45:54,919 --> 00:45:56,629 I'm not embarrassed. 946 00:45:58,005 --> 00:45:59,048 They're leaving. 947 00:46:03,469 --> 00:46:04,762 Wait up! 948 00:46:04,804 --> 00:46:05,596 (Music) 949 00:46:27,576 --> 00:46:28,327 (Music) 950 00:46:38,879 --> 00:46:39,505 (Music) 951 00:46:53,686 --> 00:46:56,188 Roar! 952 00:46:58,733 --> 00:47:00,609 Roar! 953 00:47:02,236 --> 00:47:03,863 Micah, right? 954 00:47:06,282 --> 00:47:07,908 Thank you for the support. 955 00:47:11,162 --> 00:47:13,372 I am TikTok famous, baby. 956 00:47:13,456 --> 00:47:14,832 You ditched us. 957 00:47:14,957 --> 00:47:15,833 Oh my gosh, Noa. 958 00:47:15,916 --> 00:47:17,043 I am so sorry. 959 00:47:17,084 --> 00:47:18,502 I totally forgot, total brain freeze. 960 00:47:18,586 --> 00:47:20,838 I had a two-hour walk home where I legit thought 961 00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:22,423 I was gonna get killed. 962 00:47:24,383 --> 00:47:27,803 Throwing a keg party, serving God knows what 963 00:47:27,845 --> 00:47:31,015 to underage students and using it as some kind 964 00:47:31,182 --> 00:47:32,933 of perverse campaign rally? 965 00:47:33,017 --> 00:47:34,560 Jimmy Bauer for president! 966 00:47:34,643 --> 00:47:38,355 Roar! 967 00:47:38,439 --> 00:47:42,151 Now, we can do this the easy way 968 00:47:42,234 --> 00:47:43,986 or we can do this the hard way. 969 00:47:50,326 --> 00:47:52,036 (Chuckles) 970 00:47:53,287 --> 00:47:54,580 The hard way then. 971 00:47:58,334 --> 00:48:01,045 You think Al Franken got it bad? 972 00:48:01,128 --> 00:48:03,506 Just wait till I'm finished with you. 973 00:48:04,340 --> 00:48:06,801 You're about to become the high school poster boy 974 00:48:06,926 --> 00:48:08,427 for canceled. 975 00:48:13,599 --> 00:48:15,434 You're on your own. 976 00:48:17,436 --> 00:48:20,356 (Cheering on phone) 977 00:48:20,564 --> 00:48:22,483 Do you have anything to say for yourself? 978 00:48:25,277 --> 00:48:26,779 Jimmy? 979 00:48:29,990 --> 00:48:30,825 (Music) 980 00:48:49,385 --> 00:48:50,594 It wasn't me. 981 00:48:52,555 --> 00:48:53,264 Hmm. 982 00:48:53,305 --> 00:48:55,558 You're saying this video that clearly shows you 983 00:48:55,641 --> 00:48:58,853 standing on a keg yelling, "Jimmy Bauer for president", 984 00:48:58,936 --> 00:48:59,854 isn't you? 985 00:48:59,937 --> 00:49:01,063 Correct. 986 00:49:01,188 --> 00:49:02,898 You're gonna have to do better than that. 987 00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:06,068 I'm TikTok famous, Shawna. 988 00:49:06,152 --> 00:49:07,528 What does this have to do with TikTok? 989 00:49:07,653 --> 00:49:10,197 I'm just saying, I just became famous on an app 990 00:49:10,281 --> 00:49:11,490 I'd literally never heard of a week ago. 991 00:49:11,574 --> 00:49:12,992 You don't think Faiza could've figured out how to 992 00:49:13,075 --> 00:49:13,993 deep state my image? 993 00:49:14,076 --> 00:49:16,120 It's deep fake, not deep state. 994 00:49:16,203 --> 00:49:16,954 See? 995 00:49:16,996 --> 00:49:18,038 She knows all about it. 996 00:49:18,122 --> 00:49:19,665 I don't even know the correct term. 997 00:49:19,748 --> 00:49:21,917 The only thing I know for sure is that whoever was 998 00:49:21,959 --> 00:49:23,794 at this illicit keg party just brought in that video. 999 00:49:23,878 --> 00:49:26,130 And if that person was Faiza, maybe she's the one that 1000 00:49:26,213 --> 00:49:27,590 should be facing this interrogation. 1001 00:49:27,673 --> 00:49:28,716 It's not an interrogation. 1002 00:49:28,799 --> 00:49:29,675 This is insane. 1003 00:49:29,758 --> 00:49:31,177 Well, then it's your word against mine, isn't it, 1004 00:49:31,260 --> 00:49:32,094 sweetheart? 1005 00:49:32,386 --> 00:49:33,512 And if it wasn't you, then who was it? 1006 00:49:33,554 --> 00:49:34,513 I'd like to know. 1007 00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:38,809 This whole thing is a hoax. 1008 00:49:38,893 --> 00:49:40,352 I want to get to the bottom of it. 1009 00:49:40,436 --> 00:49:41,812 Bring in that student. 1010 00:49:41,896 --> 00:49:44,732 Let's find out who created this whole mess to begin with. 1011 00:49:44,815 --> 00:49:47,234 You know, you should be ashamed of yourself, 1012 00:49:47,318 --> 00:49:51,071 framing an innocent man with a fake video. 1013 00:49:51,155 --> 00:49:55,576 If you'll all excuse me, I have a campaign to run. 1014 00:50:02,666 --> 00:50:04,543 (Students cheering) 1015 00:50:04,627 --> 00:50:07,004 JIMMY: Roar against authority! 1016 00:50:07,087 --> 00:50:09,173 Roar against entitlement! 1017 00:50:09,256 --> 00:50:11,217 ♪ Watch me roar ♪ 1018 00:50:12,259 --> 00:50:15,262 {\an8}JIMMY: Roar against those who think they're better than us. 1019 00:50:16,347 --> 00:50:17,765 ♪ Watch them roar ♪ 1020 00:50:19,183 --> 00:50:21,727 JIMMY: Roar for the little guy. ♪ Watch me roar ♪ 1021 00:50:23,354 --> 00:50:24,563 ♪ Watch 'em roar ♪ 1022 00:50:24,855 --> 00:50:28,108 ♪ Pull up to the spot, let's even the score on 'em ♪ 1023 00:50:28,192 --> 00:50:29,735 ♪ They thought we was less, let's show 'em ♪ 1024 00:50:29,818 --> 00:50:30,903 ♪ There's more of 'em ♪ 1025 00:50:31,070 --> 00:50:32,029 STUDENTS: Roar! 1026 00:50:32,112 --> 00:50:34,448 JIMMY: Yeah, roar like your life depends on it! 1027 00:50:34,531 --> 00:50:35,282 STUDENTS: Roar! 1028 00:50:35,366 --> 00:50:36,742 JIMMY: Let it out! 1029 00:50:36,909 --> 00:50:37,993 STUDENTS: Roar! 1030 00:50:38,077 --> 00:50:38,953 Let it out! 1031 00:50:39,078 --> 00:50:39,870 STUDENTS: Roar! 1032 00:50:40,371 --> 00:50:43,916 JIMMY: Roar against those who make us feel like nobodies. 1033 00:50:44,291 --> 00:50:45,000 {\an8}Roar! 1034 00:50:45,084 --> 00:50:45,709 {\an8}Roar! 1035 00:50:45,876 --> 00:50:46,961 {\an8}Roar! 1036 00:50:47,253 --> 00:50:47,878 {\an8}Roar! 1037 00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:48,754 {\an8}Roar! 1038 00:50:48,921 --> 00:50:51,715 {\an8}♪ I'll throw you off the cliff like Tarzan in a jungle ♪ 1039 00:50:51,799 --> 00:50:52,549 STUDENTS: Roar! 1040 00:50:52,633 --> 00:50:55,844 JIMMY: Roar against the people in power. 1041 00:50:55,928 --> 00:50:58,305 Roar against the teachers' pets. 1042 00:50:59,056 --> 00:51:00,057 ♪ Watch me roar ♪ 1043 00:51:00,099 --> 00:51:02,518 STUDENTS: Roar! 1044 00:51:02,601 --> 00:51:04,520 ♪ Watch us roar ♪ 1045 00:51:06,105 --> 00:51:09,275 ♪ Watch them roar ♪ -STUDENTS: Roar! 1046 00:51:09,358 --> 00:51:11,443 ♪ Whole world roar ♪ 1047 00:51:12,778 --> 00:51:13,821 -I know. -♪ Whole world roar ♪ 1048 00:51:13,904 --> 00:51:14,905 Jimmy's out of control. 1049 00:51:14,989 --> 00:51:15,823 We're not speaking. 1050 00:51:15,990 --> 00:51:17,700 - Ugh. - I'm sorry, Dad. 1051 00:51:17,783 --> 00:51:19,243 I'm gonna try to find a student to help cover 1052 00:51:19,326 --> 00:51:20,536 some shifts. 1053 00:51:22,329 --> 00:51:25,583 STUDENTS: Roar! 1054 00:51:25,666 --> 00:51:27,251 Roar! 1055 00:51:27,334 --> 00:51:29,295 I gotta go. 1056 00:51:29,378 --> 00:51:31,297 STUDENTS: Roar! 1057 00:51:40,639 --> 00:51:42,099 (Sighs) 1058 00:51:43,559 --> 00:51:44,393 Let's roar! 1059 00:51:44,476 --> 00:51:45,769 -Roar! -Roar! 1060 00:51:45,853 --> 00:51:46,770 STUDENT 2: Let's go (Indistinct) 1061 00:51:46,854 --> 00:51:48,522 -Roar! -Roar! 1062 00:52:00,993 --> 00:52:03,078 Haters gonna hate. 1063 00:52:03,203 --> 00:52:04,747 How you been, little lady? 1064 00:52:04,830 --> 00:52:07,082 I've been trying to call you a couple times. 1065 00:52:09,168 --> 00:52:11,754 Listen, Jimmy, I know that you really want to win 1066 00:52:11,837 --> 00:52:14,548 this election, but don't forget, 1067 00:52:14,632 --> 00:52:16,759 these kids are just 16 years old. 1068 00:52:16,842 --> 00:52:19,553 You're not asking me to back off my opponents, are you? 1069 00:52:21,263 --> 00:52:22,014 WWMD. 1070 00:52:22,097 --> 00:52:24,016 What would Machiavelli do? 1071 00:52:25,059 --> 00:52:25,851 If it makes any difference, 1072 00:52:25,934 --> 00:52:28,604 I wouldn't have returned Machiavelli's calls either. 1073 00:52:36,362 --> 00:52:38,989 Roar against coddled whiners! 1074 00:52:39,073 --> 00:52:41,617 Roar against the speech police! 1075 00:52:41,700 --> 00:52:44,244 Roar against proper pronouns! 1076 00:52:55,422 --> 00:52:58,967 You know, we all kind of tolerated you around here 1077 00:52:59,051 --> 00:53:02,930 for the past few years, but you might want to transfer 1078 00:53:03,013 --> 00:53:05,933 before it gets bad for you. 1079 00:53:13,607 --> 00:53:16,610 (Students roaring, cheering) 1080 00:53:26,161 --> 00:53:29,707 All your life, you've been told to follow orders. 1081 00:53:29,832 --> 00:53:31,417 STUDENTS: Boo! 1082 00:53:31,500 --> 00:53:32,376 Respect your parents. 1083 00:53:32,543 --> 00:53:33,460 STUDENTS: Boo! 1084 00:53:33,502 --> 00:53:34,461 Listen to your teachers. 1085 00:53:34,628 --> 00:53:36,505 STUDENTS: Boo! - Obey school administrators. 1086 00:53:36,672 --> 00:53:38,298 STUDENTS: Boo! 1087 00:53:38,382 --> 00:53:40,634 And even though you've done everything they've asked, 1088 00:53:40,717 --> 00:53:44,012 even though you followed every rule they've set, 1089 00:53:44,096 --> 00:53:45,472 your lives have only gotten worse. 1090 00:53:45,597 --> 00:53:46,181 STUDENTS: Yeah! 1091 00:53:46,265 --> 00:53:48,100 You're twisted into pretzels trying to make 1092 00:53:48,183 --> 00:53:50,811 everyone else happy, and they're more than happy 1093 00:53:50,894 --> 00:53:52,521 to sit and let you twist. 1094 00:53:52,563 --> 00:53:53,856 STUDENTS: Boo! 1095 00:53:53,939 --> 00:53:57,818 But this year, we're changing it up. 1096 00:53:57,901 --> 00:54:00,529 This year, we're rewriting the rules. 1097 00:54:00,612 --> 00:54:01,739 - STUDENTS: Yeah! - (Students cheering, whistling) 1098 00:54:01,780 --> 00:54:04,616 This year, we're not gonna vote for the same 1099 00:54:04,658 --> 00:54:06,368 hold-us-back candidates 1100 00:54:06,452 --> 00:54:09,329 who are all part of the same hold-us-back clan. 1101 00:54:09,413 --> 00:54:10,164 (Students cheering) 1102 00:54:10,247 --> 00:54:11,665 This year, we're pushing back. 1103 00:54:11,748 --> 00:54:12,708 -STUDENT 3: Woo! -STUDENT 4: Yeah! 1104 00:54:12,750 --> 00:54:14,877 This year, we're standing up. 1105 00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:16,587 This year, we're telling these oppressors, 1106 00:54:16,670 --> 00:54:18,755 Not anymore! 1107 00:54:18,839 --> 00:54:19,673 Everybody. 1108 00:54:19,715 --> 00:54:21,759 ALL: Not anymore! 1109 00:54:21,842 --> 00:54:23,051 Next Tuesday... 1110 00:54:23,135 --> 00:54:25,512 When you cast that ballot, you are not casting 1111 00:54:25,554 --> 00:54:26,763 with your pen. 1112 00:54:26,847 --> 00:54:28,682 You are not casting with your voice. 1113 00:54:28,766 --> 00:54:29,391 STUDENTS: Not anymore! 1114 00:54:29,433 --> 00:54:33,520 You are casting with a full body roar! 1115 00:54:33,562 --> 00:54:36,565 (Students roaring) 1116 00:54:38,901 --> 00:54:41,904 (Shouting, cheering) 1117 00:54:59,630 --> 00:55:01,340 NOA: Hell is empty. 1118 00:55:02,341 --> 00:55:03,926 All the devils are here. 1119 00:55:06,553 --> 00:55:07,638 Are you proud of yourself, Jimmy? 1120 00:55:07,679 --> 00:55:09,181 Are you proud of this? 1121 00:55:10,474 --> 00:55:12,559 It's politics, Noa. 1122 00:55:12,601 --> 00:55:14,228 Grow a thicker skin. 1123 00:55:15,437 --> 00:55:17,481 Yeah! 1124 00:55:17,898 --> 00:55:20,901 (Students shouting) 1125 00:55:30,953 --> 00:55:32,538 I quit. 1126 00:55:42,589 --> 00:55:44,716 BOY 1: Oh, look, it's a they. 1127 00:55:45,133 --> 00:55:46,927 (Boys chuckling) 1128 00:55:48,804 --> 00:55:50,013 - Roar! - Roar! 1129 00:55:50,097 --> 00:55:52,015 GIRL 1: Roar! 1130 00:56:01,859 --> 00:56:03,861 (Kids chuckling) 1131 00:56:07,114 --> 00:56:10,033 MICAH: Vote for Jimmy Bauer! 1132 00:56:12,411 --> 00:56:14,621 (Sighs) 1133 00:56:17,416 --> 00:56:21,628 Losers hatin' every hour, winners votin' Jimmy Bauer. 1134 00:56:31,638 --> 00:56:33,432 Each of the students who perpetuated this act 1135 00:56:33,515 --> 00:56:36,184 has confessed and will be suspended. 1136 00:56:36,268 --> 00:56:38,770 Micah Warner, who lit the torch, has been expelled. 1137 00:56:38,854 --> 00:56:40,397 What about him? 1138 00:56:43,567 --> 00:56:46,445 We are currently discussing disciplinary action, 1139 00:56:46,528 --> 00:56:49,031 but no formal decision has been made. 1140 00:56:51,742 --> 00:56:55,662 We want to extend our deepest apologies as a school, 1141 00:56:55,704 --> 00:56:58,332 and I just want you to know I extend my... 1142 00:56:58,415 --> 00:57:02,127 My personal apologies as well, for everything that transpired. 1143 00:57:03,712 --> 00:57:05,589 I couldn't be more embarrassed. 1144 00:57:08,550 --> 00:57:10,260 You think it's easy figuring out the right way to raise 1145 00:57:10,344 --> 00:57:12,512 a kid like this? 1146 00:57:12,554 --> 00:57:14,931 Don't I got enough to deal with already? 1147 00:57:15,849 --> 00:57:20,020 Noa's an extraordinary student, sir. 1148 00:57:21,688 --> 00:57:23,774 You've done a great job. 1149 00:57:23,857 --> 00:57:25,609 Glad somebody thinks so. 1150 00:57:34,034 --> 00:57:38,747 I was voted into this office, like Obama. 1151 00:57:39,456 --> 00:57:40,082 I know, Donna. 1152 00:57:40,123 --> 00:57:42,626 I answer to the people. 1153 00:57:42,709 --> 00:57:44,211 We had an understanding. 1154 00:57:44,252 --> 00:57:48,382 He was supposed to be expelled. 1155 00:57:48,465 --> 00:57:50,467 I tolerated the tan suit. 1156 00:57:50,592 --> 00:57:52,969 I ignored the lunchroom molestation. 1157 00:57:53,053 --> 00:57:55,973 I even let that man-child lead a fascist march 1158 00:57:56,056 --> 00:58:00,602 down the hallway like a... a Chuck E. Cheese Mussolini! 1159 00:58:00,644 --> 00:58:04,064 I prayed that despite all the obvious evidence to 1160 00:58:04,147 --> 00:58:07,776 the contrary, that you had a handle on your 1161 00:58:07,859 --> 00:58:10,320 brother's misguided campaign. 1162 00:58:10,404 --> 00:58:14,741 But it has become quite obvious, to myself 1163 00:58:14,825 --> 00:58:18,912 and to the entire Richardson School board, that you don't. 1164 00:58:19,830 --> 00:58:23,792 Shawna, I hereby place you on administrative leave. 1165 00:58:23,875 --> 00:58:27,421 I expect your desk to be cleared by end of day. 1166 00:58:31,800 --> 00:58:32,634 Give me that. Give me that. 1167 00:58:32,676 --> 00:58:33,552 -Give me the badge. -What? 1168 00:58:33,593 --> 00:58:34,845 Give me the badge! 1169 00:58:45,188 --> 00:58:46,690 It's not your fault. 1170 00:58:47,983 --> 00:58:49,693 Leave me alone. 1171 00:58:49,776 --> 00:58:52,195 It's my fault, it's Micah's fault, 1172 00:58:52,237 --> 00:58:54,031 but it is definitely not your fault. 1173 00:58:54,114 --> 00:58:56,700 I just wanna make sure you know that. 1174 00:58:59,244 --> 00:59:02,414 You know, I always knew the world was full of jerks. 1175 00:59:02,497 --> 00:59:04,040 That is nothing new. 1176 00:59:04,124 --> 00:59:07,794 But I also believed it was full of good people, 1177 00:59:07,878 --> 00:59:12,257 and I always thought I could tell the difference. 1178 00:59:13,383 --> 00:59:15,302 The thing about Micah is, he may be a jerk, 1179 00:59:15,385 --> 00:59:17,679 but at least he never pretended to be anything else. 1180 00:59:17,763 --> 00:59:18,930 - Not like you. - You did. 1181 00:59:19,014 --> 00:59:21,349 You pretended to care. 1182 00:59:21,433 --> 00:59:25,771 You pretended to care about the students, about the school, 1183 00:59:25,854 --> 00:59:30,442 about me, when all you ever cared about was yourself. 1184 00:59:31,443 --> 00:59:35,197 Before you, student council gave me hope. 1185 00:59:35,280 --> 00:59:40,911 Before you, I honestly believed that the good guys 1186 00:59:40,994 --> 00:59:43,246 could actually win. 1187 00:59:44,247 --> 00:59:47,834 But you took all of that from me. 1188 00:59:53,298 --> 00:59:55,091 Give us a roar, Jimmy! 1189 00:59:57,385 --> 00:59:59,554 Roar! 1190 01:00:01,223 --> 01:00:02,098 (Music) 1191 01:00:10,357 --> 01:00:13,610 ♪ I see your face out on the border line ♪ 1192 01:00:13,652 --> 01:00:16,822 ♪ Your silhouette is moving with the tides ♪ 1193 01:00:16,863 --> 01:00:18,782 ♪ Wish that I could live a different life ♪ 1194 01:00:18,865 --> 01:00:20,826 ♪ And see with my own eyes ♪ 1195 01:00:20,951 --> 01:00:21,993 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1196 01:00:22,077 --> 01:00:25,038 ♪ I can't keep track of all my apologies ♪ 1197 01:00:25,080 --> 01:00:28,834 ♪ Finding too many roads closed and now you don't believe me ♪ 1198 01:00:28,917 --> 01:00:30,710 ♪ I tried to be... ♪ SAM: Hey, man. 1199 01:00:30,752 --> 01:00:31,795 ♪ Somebody that you could need ♪ 1200 01:00:31,878 --> 01:00:36,466 You're never gonna believe what we just got in today. 1201 01:00:36,633 --> 01:00:37,384 Boom! 1202 01:00:39,553 --> 01:00:41,638 Nobody wants that tired-ass shit. 1203 01:00:45,600 --> 01:00:47,185 I gotta quit this fricking job. 1204 01:00:47,269 --> 01:00:49,229 ♪ Keep running back ♪ 1205 01:00:49,479 --> 01:00:50,647 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1206 01:00:52,899 --> 01:00:54,150 JIMMY: That's power for you. 1207 01:00:54,234 --> 01:00:55,902 It's a powerful drug. 1208 01:00:56,027 --> 01:00:57,571 That's not a joke, George. 1209 01:00:57,654 --> 01:01:00,073 You literally just repeated the same word twice. 1210 01:01:00,156 --> 01:01:01,658 Do you two need a time-out? 1211 01:01:04,828 --> 01:01:07,497 You can fool some of the people all the time, 1212 01:01:07,581 --> 01:01:09,666 and all the people some of the time. 1213 01:01:09,708 --> 01:01:11,126 But you can never fool yourself. 1214 01:01:11,209 --> 01:01:13,253 Finally, we agree. 1215 01:01:13,336 --> 01:01:16,381 Honesty, that's something we always had in common, Abe. 1216 01:01:16,464 --> 01:01:21,052 So, I guess the only question now... - Is him. 1217 01:01:21,970 --> 01:01:22,804 (Music) 1218 01:01:39,237 --> 01:01:40,739 You're standing in the dark. 1219 01:01:41,740 --> 01:01:43,366 Light bulbs went out. 1220 01:01:43,450 --> 01:01:45,201 Nobody here to change them. 1221 01:01:46,369 --> 01:01:46,995 I'll do it. 1222 01:01:47,078 --> 01:01:48,496 I'll do it now. 1223 01:01:48,580 --> 01:01:50,582 Your sister got fired. 1224 01:01:52,542 --> 01:01:53,710 What? 1225 01:01:53,752 --> 01:01:56,588 Nine years at that school down the drain. 1226 01:02:01,509 --> 01:02:05,430 And now I'm trying to decide what I'm supposed to do. 1227 01:02:08,767 --> 01:02:10,310 Uh, I got it. 1228 01:02:13,563 --> 01:02:16,399 "What a man thinks of himself, 1229 01:02:16,483 --> 01:02:19,152 that is which determines his fate." 1230 01:02:21,363 --> 01:02:22,864 You believe that? 1231 01:02:24,407 --> 01:02:25,742 I... I don't know. 1232 01:02:27,786 --> 01:02:29,996 Listen. 1233 01:02:30,080 --> 01:02:32,832 You have an extraordinary gift. 1234 01:02:32,916 --> 01:02:33,959 I mean it, son. You... 1235 01:02:34,042 --> 01:02:36,753 You have the great gift of empathy. 1236 01:02:36,795 --> 01:02:38,463 Don't ever lose that. 1237 01:02:40,590 --> 01:02:44,427 But you spent the last 25 years withering away on that stool, 1238 01:02:44,511 --> 01:02:49,474 packaging up boxes in an increasingly unprofitable 1239 01:02:49,557 --> 01:02:53,561 souvenir shop in the middle of Northeast Texas. 1240 01:02:53,645 --> 01:02:55,480 Well, you needed the help. 1241 01:02:55,563 --> 01:02:59,150 Each of our lives is, is priceless, Jimmy. 1242 01:02:59,234 --> 01:03:05,865 And we have a sacred responsibility to ourselves. 1243 01:03:07,033 --> 01:03:10,036 We can't just throw away our futures. 1244 01:03:10,120 --> 01:03:13,081 I can't just leave you all alone. 1245 01:03:13,164 --> 01:03:14,416 I'm your son. 1246 01:03:14,499 --> 01:03:15,834 That's right. 1247 01:03:15,917 --> 01:03:18,253 And so for the very first time in my life, 1248 01:03:18,336 --> 01:03:22,799 I'm gonna be the parent that I always wanted to be. 1249 01:03:25,135 --> 01:03:26,845 Jimmy... 1250 01:03:29,014 --> 01:03:30,807 you're fired. 1251 01:03:39,482 --> 01:03:40,984 (Chuckles) 1252 01:03:43,486 --> 01:03:45,447 You gotta get outta here, son. 1253 01:03:45,530 --> 01:03:48,533 You gotta stop worrying about your old man 1254 01:03:48,616 --> 01:03:51,202 and you gotta stop worrying about ancient history. 1255 01:03:51,286 --> 01:03:55,290 And you gotta stop using this place as another excuse 1256 01:03:55,373 --> 01:04:00,337 as to why your life is not where you know 1257 01:04:00,420 --> 01:04:02,213 it's supposed to be. 1258 01:04:03,006 --> 01:04:03,923 (Music) 1259 01:04:27,781 --> 01:04:29,991 History has known a lot of leaders. 1260 01:04:30,784 --> 01:04:32,869 Some were pretty awesome. 1261 01:04:32,952 --> 01:04:35,914 And some really sucked. 1262 01:04:37,082 --> 01:04:38,958 And every leader has some version of both of 1263 01:04:39,042 --> 01:04:41,753 these guys inside of us at all times. 1264 01:04:45,298 --> 01:04:47,675 And so it's up to us, every day, 1265 01:04:47,759 --> 01:04:49,803 to choose which path we take. 1266 01:04:49,886 --> 01:04:51,638 Because it is a choice. 1267 01:04:51,721 --> 01:04:55,225 And even though the bad choice might be easier, 1268 01:04:55,308 --> 01:04:58,186 we all know deep in our hearts when it's wrong. 1269 01:05:01,356 --> 01:05:02,107 In this election, 1270 01:05:02,190 --> 01:05:06,069 I have failed, turned my back on my good impulses 1271 01:05:06,152 --> 01:05:08,780 and I leaned into my bad ones. 1272 01:05:09,948 --> 01:05:12,242 But it's never too late for any of us to examine 1273 01:05:12,325 --> 01:05:15,286 our choices and reverse course. 1274 01:05:15,370 --> 01:05:18,790 Faiza Al-Ghamdi didn't serve beer at a keg party. 1275 01:05:18,873 --> 01:05:20,458 Faiza wasn't even there. 1276 01:05:20,583 --> 01:05:23,211 She's a good student who has served her constituents well 1277 01:05:23,294 --> 01:05:26,172 and is very deserving of every one of her supporters. 1278 01:05:26,256 --> 01:05:28,466 Metetakee Tolmochusse is also deserving 1279 01:05:28,550 --> 01:05:30,468 of his supporters, because despite 1280 01:05:30,552 --> 01:05:32,804 a very questionable campaign slogan 1281 01:05:32,929 --> 01:05:35,181 and some decidedly odd fashion choices, 1282 01:05:35,265 --> 01:05:36,391 he's a good guy. 1283 01:05:36,474 --> 01:05:38,476 But if I had to vote for one person in 1284 01:05:38,518 --> 01:05:40,687 tomorrow's election, I wouldn't vote for either 1285 01:05:40,770 --> 01:05:41,855 of those two candidates, 1286 01:05:41,938 --> 01:05:45,400 and I wouldn't vote for me either. 1287 01:05:47,110 --> 01:05:50,280 I'd write in someone who isn't even officially running. 1288 01:05:51,990 --> 01:05:53,366 Noa Polly. 1289 01:05:53,449 --> 01:05:58,496 They're honorable, passionate, and dedicated. 1290 01:05:58,580 --> 01:06:00,373 They look out for everybody at RHS, 1291 01:06:00,457 --> 01:06:03,501 even those of us who don't immediately fit in. 1292 01:06:05,628 --> 01:06:08,214 They're not doing it for Ivy League scholarships 1293 01:06:08,298 --> 01:06:10,258 or TikTok followers 1294 01:06:10,341 --> 01:06:14,262 or a fancy internship at the governor's office. 1295 01:06:14,345 --> 01:06:16,347 Noa fights every day for one reason 1296 01:06:16,431 --> 01:06:18,224 and one reason only. 1297 01:06:18,308 --> 01:06:19,517 Because they want to make your school 1298 01:06:19,601 --> 01:06:21,102 a better place. 1299 01:06:25,690 --> 01:06:27,567 They have integrity. 1300 01:06:30,653 --> 01:06:32,697 And that's the stuff that real leaders are made of. 1301 01:06:42,832 --> 01:06:44,459 AMA (ON SPEAKER): Good luck to all of our candidates. 1302 01:06:44,542 --> 01:06:47,295 And remember, voting is one of the great privileges of 1303 01:06:47,378 --> 01:06:48,796 a democratic society. 1304 01:06:48,880 --> 01:06:50,006 Make yours count. 1305 01:06:50,089 --> 01:06:51,758 (Students roaring) 1306 01:06:57,722 --> 01:06:59,599 ♪ We gonna take your pick, we gonna run it ♪ 1307 01:06:59,682 --> 01:07:00,391 (Roaring) 1308 01:07:00,433 --> 01:07:02,227 ♪ We gonna take your pick, we gonna run it ♪ 1309 01:07:02,310 --> 01:07:04,479 ♪ We gonna take your pick, we gonna run it, quit ♪ 1310 01:07:04,562 --> 01:07:06,439 ♪ When we in the field, we gonna run up the score ♪ 1311 01:07:06,522 --> 01:07:08,900 ♪ Yeah, I got a little bit, gotta give me some more ♪ 1312 01:07:08,983 --> 01:07:10,902 ♪ They know that I can, but they say that I won't ♪ 1313 01:07:10,985 --> 01:07:13,238 ♪ Run for a couple bills, you could put on a show ♪ 1314 01:07:13,321 --> 01:07:14,948 ♪ And in my head I'm checking, maybe they will ♪ 1315 01:07:15,031 --> 01:07:15,782 ♪ Or maybe they won't ♪ 1316 01:07:15,865 --> 01:07:17,492 ♪ I'm checking the bill, they looking for quote ♪ 1317 01:07:17,575 --> 01:07:19,202 ♪ I'm all about promotion ♪ 1318 01:07:23,289 --> 01:07:25,833 JIMMY (ON PHONE): They have integrity. 1319 01:07:25,959 --> 01:07:28,336 And that's the stuff that real leaders are made of. 1320 01:07:33,216 --> 01:07:35,093 Oh, God. 1321 01:07:37,345 --> 01:07:39,013 Um... 1322 01:07:39,430 --> 01:07:40,807 Coward. 1323 01:07:43,017 --> 01:07:44,936 Now you're assaulting people? 1324 01:07:46,521 --> 01:07:48,648 I was helping you. 1325 01:07:49,565 --> 01:07:50,984 I can fight my own battles. 1326 01:07:51,067 --> 01:07:53,194 I know you can. 1327 01:07:53,278 --> 01:07:55,154 I'm just not sure you will. 1328 01:07:56,447 --> 01:07:57,699 What is that supposed to mean? 1329 01:07:57,782 --> 01:07:59,951 Jimmy's TikTok was right, Noa. 1330 01:08:00,034 --> 01:08:01,619 We all have hard choices to make, 1331 01:08:01,703 --> 01:08:03,871 but just because they're hard doesn't mean we can't make them. 1332 01:08:03,913 --> 01:08:06,499 All you did just now was throw a high schooler into the wall, 1333 01:08:06,582 --> 01:08:08,751 that doesn't count as systemic change. 1334 01:08:08,835 --> 01:08:11,212 And besides, when it comes to having the courage to 1335 01:08:11,296 --> 01:08:13,798 make tough decisions, you don't have a lot of room 1336 01:08:13,881 --> 01:08:14,716 to talk. 1337 01:08:14,799 --> 01:08:18,595 Look, I know what I said was hurtful 1338 01:08:18,678 --> 01:08:20,430 and I'm sorry, okay? 1339 01:08:21,514 --> 01:08:25,852 But like, I don't know who's gonna see that picture. 1340 01:08:25,935 --> 01:08:27,353 Am I gonna have a two-hour conversation with 1341 01:08:27,437 --> 01:08:29,354 my dad, a conversation which we both know 1342 01:08:29,439 --> 01:08:31,274 isn't going to end well? 1343 01:08:31,357 --> 01:08:35,862 Maybe not, but what is the alternative, right? 1344 01:08:35,944 --> 01:08:37,488 What are we supposed to do? 1345 01:08:37,572 --> 01:08:42,493 Just refuse to be honest about who we are? 1346 01:08:42,577 --> 01:08:45,537 Roll over and let the trolls win? 1347 01:08:48,041 --> 01:08:48,791 (Music) 1348 01:09:03,473 --> 01:09:06,267 As the duly appointed student council elections chair, 1349 01:09:06,350 --> 01:09:09,604 I believe I'm required to double check the vote count. 1350 01:09:14,233 --> 01:09:15,234 (Chuckles) 1351 01:09:15,318 --> 01:09:16,027 Yeah. 1352 01:09:16,069 --> 01:09:18,446 Oh, it's friends like you that really help keep 1353 01:09:18,529 --> 01:09:20,113 this place well-funded. 1354 01:09:20,198 --> 01:09:20,823 Oh, thank you. 1355 01:09:20,907 --> 01:09:22,992 Hey, you know, that next check you write, 1356 01:09:23,076 --> 01:09:24,993 can it be one of those really big ones? 1357 01:09:25,118 --> 01:09:26,537 You know? 1358 01:09:26,621 --> 01:09:28,247 How you hold up and show the people? 1359 01:09:28,331 --> 01:09:30,291 (Chuckling) 1360 01:09:34,879 --> 01:09:36,255 Can we talk? 1361 01:09:37,340 --> 01:09:39,258 You got three minutes. 1362 01:09:39,466 --> 01:09:41,051 (Sighs) 1363 01:09:42,845 --> 01:09:46,933 My sister made a mistake in vouching for me. 1364 01:09:47,015 --> 01:09:48,810 You don't say. 1365 01:09:48,893 --> 01:09:50,560 I didn't deserve it. 1366 01:09:50,603 --> 01:09:52,563 Shocked beyond measure. 1367 01:09:52,604 --> 01:09:57,110 Believing in my potential and fighting for it even, 1368 01:09:57,193 --> 01:09:59,195 even when I no longer believed in it myself. 1369 01:10:03,449 --> 01:10:06,285 But isn't that what being an educator's all about? 1370 01:10:07,453 --> 01:10:09,288 Fighting to give the least-likely students 1371 01:10:09,372 --> 01:10:11,707 a chance to be successful. 1372 01:10:11,791 --> 01:10:13,626 Not just looking out for the obvious winners, 1373 01:10:13,668 --> 01:10:16,963 but... but fighting for the potential in everybody. 1374 01:10:17,046 --> 01:10:19,590 I don't know how many other candidates you've got 1375 01:10:19,674 --> 01:10:21,509 waiting in the wings that have proven just as willing 1376 01:10:21,592 --> 01:10:24,095 to fight these battles as my sister but, 1377 01:10:24,178 --> 01:10:26,723 I'd be willing to wager everything that you 1378 01:10:26,806 --> 01:10:28,474 don't have a single one. 1379 01:10:29,434 --> 01:10:32,145 You'd be willing to wager everything? 1380 01:10:35,690 --> 01:10:38,109 AMA (ON SPEAKER): And now for the results of yesterday's election. 1381 01:10:38,192 --> 01:10:41,028 But before I read them, I wanna make a special mention 1382 01:10:41,112 --> 01:10:44,532 of someone who received more write-in votes 1383 01:10:44,615 --> 01:10:46,367 than any other previous student 1384 01:10:46,451 --> 01:10:48,244 in Richardson High School history. 1385 01:10:48,327 --> 01:10:49,495 Noa Polly, 1386 01:10:49,579 --> 01:10:53,249 who received a whopping 72 write-in votes 1387 01:10:53,332 --> 01:10:55,501 for senior class president. 1388 01:10:55,543 --> 01:10:57,378 Congratulations, Noa. 1389 01:10:57,503 --> 01:10:58,880 And now on to the winners. 1390 01:11:00,214 --> 01:11:01,090 Jimmy. 1391 01:11:01,215 --> 01:11:03,009 Wait, no, you can't look at that. 1392 01:11:03,885 --> 01:11:05,511 Stop the announcement. 1393 01:11:09,098 --> 01:11:10,850 What is taking so long? 1394 01:11:12,143 --> 01:11:13,978 AMA (ON SPEAKER): Sorry for the delay there. 1395 01:11:15,688 --> 01:11:19,108 But without further ado, Richardson High School's 1396 01:11:19,192 --> 01:11:22,320 new senior class president is... 1397 01:11:23,654 --> 01:11:25,656 Metetakee Tolmochusse! 1398 01:11:27,033 --> 01:11:28,409 Wait, what? 1399 01:11:29,118 --> 01:11:30,244 Wait, what? 1400 01:11:30,953 --> 01:11:32,163 (Chuckles) 1401 01:11:32,455 --> 01:11:35,374 (Cheering, whistling) 1402 01:11:37,043 --> 01:11:39,545 Why did you do that? 1403 01:11:44,175 --> 01:11:45,218 Anyone help. 1404 01:11:46,552 --> 01:11:47,303 Hey! Meat! 1405 01:11:47,386 --> 01:11:48,137 -Meat! Meat! -Meat! Meat! 1406 01:11:48,179 --> 01:11:48,930 -Meat! Meat! -Meat! Meat! 1407 01:11:49,013 --> 01:11:49,805 -Meat! Meat! -Meat! Meat! 1408 01:11:49,889 --> 01:11:50,556 -Meat! Meat! -Meat! Meat! 1409 01:11:50,598 --> 01:11:51,349 -Meat! Meat! -Meat! Meat! 1410 01:11:51,390 --> 01:11:52,058 -Meat! Meat! -Meat! Meat! 1411 01:11:52,099 --> 01:11:53,142 -Meat! Meat! -Yeah! 1412 01:11:56,604 --> 01:11:57,563 Don't worry. 1413 01:11:57,647 --> 01:12:00,691 You can always run again, in what, 25 years? 1414 01:12:00,775 --> 01:12:01,651 (Music) 1415 01:12:12,078 --> 01:12:14,372 The world is still full of good people, Noa. 1416 01:12:15,540 --> 01:12:17,583 And you're one of the very best I've ever met. 1417 01:12:17,708 --> 01:12:18,584 (Soft music) 1418 01:12:32,723 --> 01:12:33,516 (Music) 1419 01:12:42,441 --> 01:12:43,734 Hey! 1420 01:12:45,903 --> 01:12:48,614 You don't have to win an election to be a leader. 1421 01:12:57,248 --> 01:12:59,417 JIMMY: You must be the new principal. 1422 01:13:03,212 --> 01:13:06,007 You didn't have to drop out of school again, Jimmy. 1423 01:13:06,090 --> 01:13:07,633 Yeah, I did. 1424 01:13:07,675 --> 01:13:09,844 Superintendent said so explicitly. 1425 01:13:13,514 --> 01:13:15,641 You're a real piece of shit, you know that? 1426 01:13:17,393 --> 01:13:21,147 Yeah, well, like all pieces of hereditary shit, 1427 01:13:21,230 --> 01:13:24,150 there ain't nothing anybody can do about it. 1428 01:13:25,943 --> 01:13:27,361 All right, I'm off to go re-enroll 1429 01:13:27,403 --> 01:13:29,822 at J.J. Pearce High School. 1430 01:13:31,449 --> 01:13:33,868 Don't look so surprised, people do it all the time. 1431 01:13:33,993 --> 01:13:35,661 A few months ago, I heard that some old football player 1432 01:13:35,703 --> 01:13:37,163 re-enrolled. 1433 01:13:38,122 --> 01:13:38,956 (Upbeat music) 1434 01:13:56,349 --> 01:13:57,224 And second, 1435 01:13:57,266 --> 01:13:58,976 I would like to ask for a round of applause 1436 01:13:59,018 --> 01:14:00,686 for Faiza Al-Ghamdi. 1437 01:14:00,770 --> 01:14:02,521 (Students cheering) 1438 01:14:02,563 --> 01:14:05,983 I simply could not have done this job without you. 1439 01:14:06,067 --> 01:14:07,777 And congrats on getting into Yale. 1440 01:14:07,860 --> 01:14:09,153 You deserved it. 1441 01:14:09,236 --> 01:14:12,239 (Students cheering) 1442 01:14:13,407 --> 01:14:16,786 And lastly, this is gonna sound a little cocky, 1443 01:14:16,869 --> 01:14:18,704 but I'd like to thank me. 1444 01:14:18,788 --> 01:14:22,583 Because over this past year, I've learned so much, 1445 01:14:22,625 --> 01:14:25,294 but mostly just the things I was capable of. 1446 01:14:28,089 --> 01:14:29,006 Good job, old buddy, 1447 01:14:29,048 --> 01:14:32,009 you're not just a stupid idiot after all. 1448 01:14:32,134 --> 01:14:34,595 (Chuckling) 1449 01:14:34,720 --> 01:14:39,767 As it turns out, you simply cannot beat the Meat. 1450 01:14:39,850 --> 01:14:42,061 (Students cheering) 1451 01:14:42,228 --> 01:14:43,312 (Indistinct) 1452 01:14:53,114 --> 01:14:55,199 One stall, no urinal? 1453 01:14:55,282 --> 01:14:57,702 Ah, "gender neutral", I think the kids call it 1454 01:14:57,743 --> 01:14:58,786 these days. 1455 01:14:59,161 --> 01:15:00,496 Yeah. Nice job. 1456 01:15:27,648 --> 01:15:30,568 So, how's summer school? 1457 01:15:30,651 --> 01:15:32,027 Almost over. (Chuckles) 1458 01:15:32,111 --> 01:15:34,196 Oh, I'm so proud of you, son. 1459 01:15:35,614 --> 01:15:36,365 (Indistinct) 1460 01:15:38,534 --> 01:15:40,786 I'm proud of you too, pop. 1461 01:15:41,954 --> 01:15:43,956 KAI: Hey. Mr. B, come on. 1462 01:15:44,040 --> 01:15:45,958 -Let's do this. -I got it. 1463 01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:49,545 A one, a two... A 1, 2, 3, hit it! 1464 01:15:55,676 --> 01:15:58,679 (Crowd cheering) 1465 01:16:02,016 --> 01:16:03,768 WOMAN 4: Go Noa! 1466 01:16:03,851 --> 01:16:05,770 (Cheering) 1467 01:16:05,853 --> 01:16:06,604 CROWD: Noa! 1468 01:16:06,687 --> 01:16:07,438 Noa! 1469 01:16:07,480 --> 01:16:08,189 Noa! 1470 01:16:08,355 --> 01:16:09,148 Noa! 1471 01:16:09,231 --> 01:16:10,024 Noa! 1472 01:16:10,107 --> 01:16:10,816 Noa! 1473 01:16:10,900 --> 01:16:11,567 Noa! 1474 01:16:11,692 --> 01:16:12,359 Noa! 1475 01:16:12,443 --> 01:16:13,152 Noa! 1476 01:16:13,235 --> 01:16:13,986 Noa! 1477 01:16:14,070 --> 01:16:14,737 Noa! 1478 01:16:14,820 --> 01:16:17,823 (Cheering) 1479 01:16:20,326 --> 01:16:21,786 Good afternoon, everybody. 1480 01:16:21,869 --> 01:16:22,995 Thanks so much for being here. 1481 01:16:23,079 --> 01:16:25,456 (Crowd cheering) 1482 01:16:25,581 --> 01:16:28,417 I'd like to start with a huge thanks to Stan Bauer 1483 01:16:28,501 --> 01:16:30,169 and everyone at Stan's Memorabilia for hosting us. 1484 01:16:30,211 --> 01:16:30,920 Ey! 1485 01:16:30,961 --> 01:16:33,798 (Cheering) 1486 01:16:33,881 --> 01:16:38,594 And now, without further ado, I am so thrilled to unveil 1487 01:16:38,719 --> 01:16:41,680 the launch of our brand new TikTok ad campaign. 1488 01:16:41,722 --> 01:16:42,765 MAN 4: Yay! 1489 01:16:47,603 --> 01:16:49,230 When most people imagine a politician, 1490 01:16:49,313 --> 01:16:51,899 they picture something like this. 1491 01:16:53,734 --> 01:16:54,485 (Crowd chuckles) 1492 01:16:54,527 --> 01:16:56,987 NOA: But if you're like me, then maybe that image might 1493 01:16:57,071 --> 01:17:00,074 make you feel just a little bit left out. 1494 01:17:00,157 --> 01:17:01,158 (Chuckling) 1495 01:17:01,242 --> 01:17:03,410 Because in this changing moment in time, 1496 01:17:03,494 --> 01:17:06,080 it's important that we have a leader who not only supports 1497 01:17:06,163 --> 01:17:07,248 our changing city, 1498 01:17:07,331 --> 01:17:10,209 but is a reflection of that change, 1499 01:17:10,292 --> 01:17:12,419 to show that no matter how different we are 1500 01:17:12,503 --> 01:17:16,757 or how other we may feel, we all deserve an equal chance 1501 01:17:16,841 --> 01:17:19,802 to grow, from caterpillar into butterfly. 1502 01:17:21,887 --> 01:17:24,640 I'm Noa Polly, and I'm asking for your vote 1503 01:17:24,682 --> 01:17:26,308 for Dallas City Council. 1504 01:17:26,851 --> 01:17:29,854 (Cheering) 1505 01:17:30,312 --> 01:17:32,231 Uh, let's give it up for my campaign manager, 1506 01:17:32,314 --> 01:17:33,357 Jimmy Bauer, by the way. 1507 01:17:33,399 --> 01:17:35,192 Old dude can make a TikTok, am I right? 1508 01:17:35,276 --> 01:17:37,778 (Crowd cheering) 1509 01:17:37,862 --> 01:17:40,322 As we embark on this momentous campaign, 1510 01:17:40,406 --> 01:17:45,119 stay bold, stay fearless, and keep fighting. 1511 01:17:45,202 --> 01:17:48,455 Because it's not how we start our journey that matters. 1512 01:17:49,498 --> 01:17:51,083 It's how we finish it. 1513 01:17:53,961 --> 01:17:54,628 Hear, hear! 1514 01:17:54,670 --> 01:17:57,590 (Crowd cheering, whistling) 1515 01:17:57,673 --> 01:17:58,465 (Music) 1516 01:18:08,100 --> 01:18:09,602 SHAWNA: Stan's Memorabilia. 1517 01:18:10,895 --> 01:18:13,314 Hey Jimmy, it's for you. 1518 01:18:14,690 --> 01:18:15,608 Hey, I gotta go. 1519 01:18:15,691 --> 01:18:18,319 I'm headed to a wellness retreat for the weekend. 1520 01:18:18,402 --> 01:18:20,738 My first inner intimacy workshop starts in an hour. 1521 01:18:20,821 --> 01:18:22,865 If I'm late, I'll miss ecstatic dance. 1522 01:18:28,621 --> 01:18:29,747 This is Jimmy. 1523 01:18:29,830 --> 01:18:32,416 Jimmy, Manish Singh. 1524 01:18:35,544 --> 01:18:36,503 From high school? 1525 01:18:36,670 --> 01:18:38,839 Yeah, no, I... I re... I remember. 1526 01:18:38,923 --> 01:18:41,342 MANISH (ON PHONE): Hey, we were just trying to get in touch with Noa Polly. 1527 01:18:41,425 --> 01:18:43,302 My office has been calling and texting the number 1528 01:18:43,385 --> 01:18:44,470 we got from the school, 1529 01:18:44,553 --> 01:18:46,722 but we haven't been able to connect. 1530 01:18:46,764 --> 01:18:49,183 Hey, Noa, have you been getting any missed calls 1531 01:18:49,266 --> 01:18:50,768 or texts from... 1532 01:18:50,851 --> 01:18:54,063 It'll come up as blocked, official state biz and all. 1533 01:18:54,146 --> 01:18:55,439 A blocked number? 1534 01:18:57,983 --> 01:19:00,277 Really? Holy shit. 1535 01:19:00,361 --> 01:19:02,738 Governor Singh just endorsed our campaign. 1536 01:19:03,155 --> 01:19:06,158 (Cheering) 1537 01:19:08,577 --> 01:19:11,789 Wow, uh, Governor Singh, thank you. 1538 01:19:11,872 --> 01:19:14,333 MANISH (ON PHONE): Your candidate's got a real future, Jimmy. 1539 01:19:14,416 --> 01:19:16,669 Now they just need to work on their accent. 1540 01:19:18,629 --> 01:19:19,964 Mm. 1541 01:19:28,222 --> 01:19:29,765 STANISLAW: Hey, son. 1542 01:19:29,932 --> 01:19:32,810 You know, I was thinking, with all this new merchandise, 1543 01:19:32,893 --> 01:19:35,145 I don't think we have room for this on the floor. 1544 01:19:36,480 --> 01:19:37,273 (Music) 1545 01:19:50,160 --> 01:19:51,203 ♪ Oh! ♪ 1546 01:19:59,420 --> 01:20:02,798 ♪ Oh! ♪ 1547 01:20:03,590 --> 01:20:07,678 ♪ I'm still learning how to untie love ♪ 1548 01:20:08,929 --> 01:20:15,227 ♪ And I've pulled apart most everyone ♪ 1549 01:20:16,145 --> 01:20:18,605 I'm Manish Singh and I approve this message. 1550 01:20:18,772 --> 01:20:22,943 Alamo, come here boy. 1551 01:20:23,027 --> 01:20:24,737 ♪ They're still alive ♪ Alamo. (Indistinct) 1552 01:20:24,903 --> 01:20:25,863 - Alamo, it's your cue. 1553 01:20:25,904 --> 01:20:27,281 -Oh, good boy. Good boy. 1554 01:20:27,322 --> 01:20:28,157 Alamo! 1555 01:20:28,282 --> 01:20:29,658 Good boy. Come here. 1556 01:20:30,075 --> 01:20:30,784 Come here, baby. 1557 01:20:30,826 --> 01:20:31,827 We're gonna have to do this again. 1558 01:20:31,869 --> 01:20:33,454 ♪ I don't blame you ♪ 1559 01:20:33,537 --> 01:20:35,873 I'm Manish Singh and I approve this message. 1560 01:20:35,956 --> 01:20:37,124 -That was too early, Alamo. 1561 01:20:37,207 --> 01:20:37,958 Can we do it again? 1562 01:20:38,042 --> 01:20:40,627 ♪ Ways I'll forget about you in time ♪ 1563 01:20:40,669 --> 01:20:41,754 We gotta do this again. 1564 01:20:41,837 --> 01:20:43,922 Alamo, I said as soon as I finish my line. 1565 01:20:44,006 --> 01:20:46,050 ♪ This morning I awoke ♪ - (Indistinct) Come on, Alamo. 1566 01:20:46,133 --> 01:20:47,718 (Indistinct) ♪ To the sound of birds ♪ 1567 01:20:47,843 --> 01:20:50,721 I'm Manish Singh and I approve this message. 1568 01:20:50,846 --> 01:20:52,431 -Alamo. -Too late. 1569 01:20:52,514 --> 01:20:55,934 I'm Manish Singh and I approve this message. 1570 01:20:56,018 --> 01:20:58,771 He was literally in front of me. 1571 01:20:58,854 --> 01:20:59,646 Literally. 1572 01:20:59,730 --> 01:21:02,900 I'm Manish Singh and I approve this message. 1573 01:21:02,983 --> 01:21:05,235 Now, Alamo! 1574 01:21:05,319 --> 01:21:06,737 -Alamo! -Alamo! 1575 01:21:06,862 --> 01:21:08,280 ♪ Fight the wind ♪ 1576 01:21:08,363 --> 01:21:10,908 How many takes are you gonna ruin, Alamo? 1577 01:21:11,575 --> 01:21:12,618 ♪ And all the sights... ♪ 1578 01:21:12,701 --> 01:21:15,287 -I'm Mani... -Smile, smile. 1579 01:21:15,329 --> 01:21:16,705 (Indistinct speech) ♪ Oh ♪ 1580 01:21:16,914 --> 01:21:18,207 Okay. 1581 01:21:18,290 --> 01:21:21,001 ♪ I don't know which to believe ♪ Where are you going? 1582 01:21:22,086 --> 01:21:24,421 (Indistinct) 1583 01:21:24,713 --> 01:21:29,885 ♪ I much prefer being alone with the birds 1584 01:21:29,927 --> 01:21:32,346 And their songs ♪ 1585 01:21:33,222 --> 01:21:34,848 ♪ 'Cause they won't leave ♪ 1586 01:21:34,932 --> 01:21:40,062 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 1587 01:21:40,145 --> 01:21:46,777 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 1588 01:21:47,778 --> 01:21:53,409 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 1589 01:21:53,534 --> 01:22:00,124 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 1590 01:22:01,291 --> 01:22:02,042 (Music) 1591 01:22:16,306 --> 01:22:16,932 (Music) 1592 01:22:31,321 --> 01:22:31,947 (Music) 1593 01:22:46,336 --> 01:22:46,962 (Music) 1594 01:23:01,351 --> 01:23:01,977 (Music) 1595 01:23:16,366 --> 01:23:16,992 (Music) 1596 01:23:31,173 --> 01:23:31,798 (Music) 1597 01:23:46,188 --> 01:23:46,813 (Music) 1598 01:23:58,242 --> 01:23:58,867 (Music) 1599 01:24:13,257 --> 01:24:13,882 (Music)